请给我一个房间 - A room, please. - You alone?
你自己吗？
有行李吗？ - Yeah. - Luggage?
准备住多久？ How long you want it for?
不会太久 Not very long.
五美元 Five dollars.
五美元
307号房 307.
有更高一点的房间吗？ Uh, haven't you anything higher?
更高的？ Higher?
914号行吗？ 914?
晚安 Good night.
再见 Goodbye.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh.
宝贝！
耶！
- What will you have? - What?
- What will you have? - Scotch.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
下注 Ante.
下注 Ante up.
不好意思，先生 Excuse me. Aren't you the one they call the Cincinnati Kid?
你不是被称为辛辛那提赌神的吗？
你要是嫌慢，那去买台机器的来啊 You don't like it, get a machine.
啊，这里真臭 Jeez, it stinks in here.
现在几点了？ - What time is it? - Again, "what time is it"?
你说什么？再说一遍 I'd like to know what time it is.
我刚刚只是问现在几点了
你已经赢了九十五美元了 你说现在几点了 You're winning $95. Where the hell you running?
你这该死的想去哪？ - I'm not running, I just asked what time it was. - It's 10:30.
我只是现在几点了
10:30了
我12:00走 - I gotta leave by 12. - Oh, heh.
噢，看吧，我就知道你想这么说 I told you that when I sat down. I gotta leave by 12.
我刚来的时候和你说过的
默里，我刚刚是不是和你们说过了？ Murray, didn't I say that when I sat down? I said I gotta leave by 12.
别和他说话，他正在发牌呢 Don't talk to him. He's dealing.
你想要休息一下吗，默里？ Wanna rest for a while, Murray? Go lie down, sweetheart.
我看你还是去躺一会吧 You want speed or accuracy? Make up your mind.
闭嘴，你想要的是准确还是速度
嗨，帮个忙好不好？ Hey, you wanna do me a really big favor? Smoke towards New Jersey.
朝着新泽西的方向那边吐你的烟行吗
说真的 我真的很担心菲力克斯 No kidding. I'm really worried about Felix. He's never been this late before.
他从来没有这么晚来过 Maybe somebody should call.
或许该去给他打个电话
嗨，奥斯卡！你为什么不给菲力克斯打个电话？ Hey, Oscar. Why don't you call Felix?
我们为什么不凑钱再买个窗户呢？ Why don't we chip in $3 apiece and buy another window? How can you breathe in here?
你们在这还有办法呼吸吗？ How many cards you got? Four?
你有几张牌？四张吗？
是的，默里，我们每个人都有四张 Yes, Murray. We all have four cards. When you give us one more, we'll all have five.
你再发给我们一张，我们就都有五张
你要是再发给我们两张，我们就都有六张 If you gave us two more, we'd all have six. You understand how it works?
你现在明白了吗？ Is Oscar playing or not?
奥斯卡还玩吗？
嗨，奥斯卡！ Hey, Oscar!
什么事？ - Yeah? - Hey, Oscar, you in or out?
嗨，奥斯卡，你还要不要玩？
不玩，伙计，不玩了！ Out, pussycat. Out.
我和我妻子说了我最迟1:00回家 I told my wife I'd be home by 1, the latest.
我们准备坐明早八点的飞机去佛罗里达 我刚刚和你们说了 We're making an 8:00 plane to Florida. I told you that when I sat down.
为什么在七月份去佛罗里达啊？ Who goes to Florida in July?
现在是淡季 去那的人很少 Well, it's off-season.
所以你可以用十分之一的价格住上最好的房间 There's no crowds, and you get the best room for one-tenth the price. No cards.
不用发牌了 Some vacation. Six cheap people in an empty hotel.
在有些地方 六个人花很少的钱就能包下一个宾馆了
我还差四张 Dealer takes four.
嗨，你说菲力克斯是不是病了？ Hey, you think maybe Felix is sick? I mean, he's never been this late before.
我的意思是，他以前从来不会这么晚的
我总算看透了 This is the same garbage from last week's game.
这些垃圾还和上个星期的时候一样，动都没动 I'm beginning to recognize things.
我放弃 - I'm out. - Two kings.
一对K Straight.
同花顺 Hey, maybe he's in his office locked in the john again. Ha, ha.
也许他又被锁在办公室的厕所里了
你们知道吗，菲力克斯他 Did you know that Felix was once locked in the john overnight? Yeah.
他曾经被锁在厕所里整整一晚上？
在那儿，他把他所有的愿望都写在了半卷厕纸上 He wrote out his entire will on a half a roll of toilet paper.
多么可笑啊 What a nut.
别在玩你的筹码了行吗 Don't play with your chips. I'm asking nice. Don't play with your chips.
我求你了
我没玩，我只是在数 I'm not playing, I'm counting. Leave me alone, will you?
你能不能别管我？
如果你不再玩你的筹码的话 If you stop playing with your chips. I can't stand a guy who plays with his chips.
我讨厌赢钱的人玩他们的筹码
这是我的屋子，维尼 It's my house, Vinnie. You wanna play with your chips, you play with them.
你要是想玩你的筹码就玩吧
我再过一会也来玩 - I'm in for a quarter. - Aren't you gonna look at your cards first?
你为什么不先看看你的牌呢？
为什么要看？反正我总被你们骗 What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway.
谁要百事？ - Who gets a Pepsi? - I get a Pepsi.
我要一瓶百事 My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi.
我们的默里警官要一瓶热百事
你的冰箱还没修吗？ Still didn't fix the refrigerator?
它已经坏了两个星期了 里面都发臭了 It's been two weeks now. No wonder it stinks in here.
放松，放松，我要是喜欢听这些唠叨的话， Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife.
我早回去和我妻子一起住了
我放弃 谁想要些吃的？ I'm out. Who wants food?
你有什么吃的？ What do you got?
褐色的三明治还有绿色的三明治 I got brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches.
你要吃哪一种？ - Which one do you want? - What's the green?
绿色的是什么？ - It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - I'll take the brown.
新鲜的蔬菜加上放了很久的肉
那我还是要褐色的吧 - You crazy? You're not gonna eat that, are you? - I'm hungry.
你不会是真的要吃那个吗？你会吃吗？
我饿了 His refrigerator's been out of order for two weeks.
他的冰箱已经两个星期没人管了
我看到那里面的牛奶了 I saw milk standing in there that wasn't in a bottle.
根本都没被放在瓶子里 What are you, some kind of a health nut? Eat, Murray.
你怎么了你，难道你有洁癖吗 默里，别听他的，吃吧
我有六张牌了 I got six cards.
你们再数数 我这把好不容易抓到三张A - That figures, I got three aces. - Misdeal.
发错牌了 - You want some peanuts? - Know who makes good sandwiches? Felix.
你们知道谁的三明治做的最棒吗？是菲力克斯
吃过他做的加上奶油干酪和干椒的果仁面包吗？ Ever taste his cream cheese and pimento on date-nut bread?
弄清楚你是来干什么的...是来玩牌的还是来做饭的 All right, make up your mind, poker or recipes.
啊！奥斯卡，你把啤酒弄到我的眼镜上了！ Aw, hey, Oscar. Hey, Oscar, you got beer all over my glasses.
你把啤酒弄到筹码上了 - For crying out loud. - You got it on the chips.
你现在弄的我全身都是啤酒！ - Come on. - You got it all over me now!
我们到底是来这里站着说话的还是来玩牌的啊？ Is everybody gonna stand here or we gonna play some poker?
这里 - What is this? Here. - You got it on the suits.
你把它弄到衣服上了 - Don't worry about it. - Don't put it in the middle of the table.
别把它放到桌子中间
放到旁边去 - Put it on the side. - Wipe the cards.
把牌擦一擦 - Get the bill. Right there. - Spill a little beer...
把啤酒拿开 很好，就放在那
这样你们还玩的下去吗？ - How can you play like this? - Wipe the middle. You didn't get there.
把那的啤酒擦擦，没错，就是那里
好了，让我们继续玩牌吧 - Come on, let's play some poker here. - Thank you.
我们玩什么呢？ - What's the game? - Who's playing here?
现在还有哪些人玩？ - Vinnie, tell Oscar what time you're leaving. - Twelve o'clock.
维尼，你什么时候走？
12:00 We got 10 minutes before the next announcement.
好吧，那我们还有十分钟的时间
那就玩一种五张牌的玩法吧 All right, this is five-card stud.
“五张牌的纸牌戏” Five-card studarino
你的红桃Q，你的2，你的4， A red lady, a deuce, cuatro...
我们的默里警官是张黑桃A 可以开始了 ...a big ace for the policeman. Bet.
水壶响了 谁一会去把水灌了？ Wait a minute, the pot's shy. Who didn't put in a quarter?
你怎么不去 - You didn't. - You got a big mouth.
因为你每次都喝的最多 借我二十美元 Just for that, lend me $20.
我刚借给你过 你还是问别人借吧 I just loaned you $20. Borrow from somebody else.
我还想把我输的那些赢回来呢 - I keep winning my own money back. - You owe everybody.
你已经欠了每个人的钱了
如果你没钱的话，就别玩了 - If you don't have it, you shouldn't play. - I'm through being the nice guy.
我一直都没有提起过
你们那次晚餐的时候每个人都欠了我六美元 You owe me $6.00 apiece for the buffet.
哪次晚餐？ What buffet?
你难道是说我们毕业时的那次 Buffet. Hot beer and two sandwiches left over from when you went to high school.
喝了啤酒，吃了三明治的那次吗
那你还想要些什么呢？西红柿吗？ What do you want at a poker game, a tomato surprise?
默里，快点借给我二十美元，否则我就打电话告诉你老婆 Murray, lend me $20, or I'll call your wife and tell her you're in Central Park wearing a dress.
你穿着一身女装站在中心公园里面发疯
可能是菲力克斯打来的 Hey, maybe that's Felix.
一对6 - Pair of 6's. - Three deuces.
三张2 - Ugh. - Why didn't you go to Florida last night?
我晕，你怎么不在昨天就去佛罗里达呢？ Oscar the poker player.
如果是我妻子的话，告诉她我12:00就走 If that's my wife, tell her I'm leaving at 12.
你急什么啊，再看看你的表， You look at your watch once more, you get the peanuts in your face. Deal.
你把花生弄到脸上了
切牌 - Cut. - Would you talk up? I can't hear you. Who?
我听不清你说话
戴比？戴比什么？这没有叫戴比的人 Dabby? Dabby who? No, there's no Dabby here.
噢，爸爸！哭的声音很大，是我的孩子 Oh, "Daddy." For crying out loud, it's my kid.
布鲁斯，你还好吗，亲爱的？ Brucey. How are you, baby? Huh?
恩？是的...不，我没有... Yes, it's... No, I couldn't...
不，这里有很多的人 我们正在玩呢 恩？ No, there's a lot of boys here. We're playing. Huh?
伙计们，安静一会！ Boys, fellas, give me a break, will you?
我五岁的孩子正从加利福尼亚给我打电话 My 5-year-old kid is calling from California. It must be costing him a fortune.
这一定要花掉他很多钱
你还好吗，亲爱的？是的，我收到你的信了 - How have you been, honey? - Okay, deal.
Yes. Yes, I got your letter.
是啊，花了三个星期才寄到这 Yes. It took three weeks.
下次你让妈妈给你邮票 Next time, you tell Mommy to give you a stamp.
是的，我知道，亲爱的， Yeah, I know, honey, but you're not supposed to draw it on.
可是自己画上去的是没用的
你们听到了吗？ - You hear this? You hear? - Yeah, we hear, we hear. We're all thrilled.
我们听到了，听到了，我们都在笑呢
啊？啊？哦，妈妈想和我说话啊？ Huh? Huh? Oh, Mommy wants to talk to me?
好的，亲爱的 我爱你孩子，再见 All right, sweetheart. I love you, soldier. Goodbye.
下注，一美元 - Ante a dollar. - Cost you $1 to play, Oscar. You got $1?
你有一美元吗，奥斯卡？
在我和我的夫人通完话前没有 Not after I get through talking to this lady.
嗨，布兰琪，你好吗？ Hello, Blanche. How are you?
我知道你为什么打电话来 Yeah, I got a good idea why you're calling. I'm a week behind with the check, right?
我拖欠了一个礼拜的抚养费，对吗？
四个星期？这不可能 Four weeks? It's not possible.
这不可能 Because it's not possible. Blanche, I keep a record of every check in my files here...
布兰琪，我给我的每一张支票都做了记录
我知道我只晚了3个星期 ...and I happen to know I'm only three weeks behind.
好吧，别想拿监狱吓唬我，布兰琪， Look, don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat.
因为这吓不住我 With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.
根据我现在的日常开支和生活费来说，
一个囚犯花掉的家中的钱都比我花的多
多么温柔的话啊，在孩子面前你就是这样说话的吗？ Very nice language in front of the children.
我欠了八百美元的抚养费 让我们加大些赌注吧 I'm $800 behind in alimony.
- Let's raise the stakes. - She can do it.
她能做到的 - Do what? - Throw you in jail.
什么？ Ah, but if she can't call me once a week to aggravate me, she's not happy.
把你弄进监狱
她要是一个星期不和我吵一次，她就浑身不自在
你不为你的孩子担心吗？ Aren't you worried about the kids?
孩子们都住在他们的祖父那 The kids are living in their grandfather's house with a pool in California.
住在加利福尼亚的一个有游泳池的别墅里 - Can we play cards? - I told you you'd get into trouble.
我们可不可以好好玩牌？别说其他的了
我是说你可能有麻烦了 You don't know how to manage anything. I'm your accountant.
我应该知道发生了什么事...我是你的会计师 If you're my accountant, how come I need money?
要是你是我的会计师，那我为什么会缺钱呢？
如果你缺钱，那你为什么还要来玩扑克呢？ How come you play poker?
因为我缺钱 - I need money. - You always lose.
可你总是在输 - That's why I need money. - Then don't play.
那就是为什么我缺钱
那你就别玩了啊 Then don't come to my house and eat my potato chips.
那你就别来我家，别吃我的薯条！
很好，很好，男士们 - Wise guy. Potato chips. - Beautiful. Beautiful.
你们吵什么？我们在玩一个很友好的游戏 - Look at that. - Wonderful.
What are you yelling about? We're playing a friendly game.
谁在玩啊？从八点开始我们就一直在聊天 Who's playing? We've been talking since 8.
是从七点开始！我就是在那个时候说的我12:00走 Since 7. When I said I was gonna quit at 12.
你喊什么，想在嘴里塞个香蕉吗？ How'd you like a banana right in the mouth?
好了 好了 好了！ All right. All right. All right! Calm down!
镇静！镇静！都给我闭嘴 Calm down! Take it easy.
我可以把你们通通拘留 I'm a cop, you know. I could arrest the whole lousy game.
让我们单纯的玩牌行吗，别再提其他的了 My friend Murray is right. Let's just play cards.
我看不到我做的记号在哪了 And please hold them up. I can't see where I marked them.
他欠每一个人的钱， He owes money to his wife, government, friends, and he still won't take it seriously.
可他却根本不把这当回事 Life goes on, even for those of us who are divorced, broke and sloppy.
生命在继续
就算是对那些离婚的，感情破裂的， 脆弱的人来说也一样 Hello. Divorced, broke and sloppy.
嗨，我是离婚的，感情破裂的、脆弱的人
嗨，亲爱的 Hello, sweetheart.
是的，亲爱的 Yes, darling.
是 听着，亲爱的， Yes. Listen, darling, I told you not to call me during the game.
我告诉过你在我玩牌的时候别打电话
我现在不能和你说话 I can't talk to you now.
啊 啊 啊！你知道我会的，亲爱的 You know I do, darling.
当然了 等一下 Yeah.
默里，你妻子的电话 Hold on just a second. Murray, it's your wife.
我倒真希望你和她能发生一段恋情 I wish you were having an affair with her. Then she wouldn't bother me. Hello, Mimi.
那她就不会总是来烦我了
嗨，咪咪 "What time are you coming home?"
“你什么时候回家啊？” - "About 12:00, 12:30." - About 12:00, 12:30.
“大约12:00，12:30”
大约12:00，12:30. Why, what do you want, Mimi?
为什么，你想要什么，咪咪？
一份牛肉三明治和草莓味麦芽糖？ A corned-beef sandwich and a strawberry malted?
她是不是又怀孕了？ - Is she pregnant again? - No, just fat. Ha-ha-ha.
不是，只是变胖了
你是怎么听见的？我把电话押在胸上的啊 How could you hear that? I had the phone over my chest.
谁，菲力克斯？不，他今天晚上没来 Who, Felix? No, he didn't show up tonight. What's wrong?
出什么事了？
你在开玩笑 You're kidding.
不 我怎么会知道？ No. How should I know?
好的，好的，咪咪 我会注意的 All right. All right, Mimi. I'll take care of it. Goodbye.
拜拜
我刚才和你们说什么来着？菲力克斯失踪了 - What did I tell you? Felix is missing. - What do you mean, missing?
你说什么，失踪了？ He didn't show up for work, didn't come home. Nobody knows where he is.
他没有去上班，也没有回家
没人知道他在哪 Mimi just spoke to his wife.
咪咪刚刚和他妻子通过话 Wait a minute. No one is missing for one day.
等一下 没有人会在一天之内失踪啊
也许他是出了什么意外 - Maybe he had an accident. - They would've heard.
那她们该听说了啊 If he's laying in a gutter, who would know who he is?
如果他掉进了水沟里呢，谁又能知道呢？ He's got 92 credit cards in his wallet.
他身上带着九十二张信用卡呢 The minute something happens to him, America lights up.
如果他要是出了什么事，全美国都要沸腾了
我要给他的妻子打电话 I'll call his wife.
我觉得他最近几个星期看上去都很急躁 I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks.
你不认为他看上去很急躁吗？ Didn't you think he looked edgy?
不 我认为你看上去很急躁 No. I thought you looked edgy.
弗朗西丝 你好吗？我是奥斯卡 Frances. How are you? Oscar.
是的 是，我刚刚听说 - Yeah. Yeah, I just heard. - Tell her not to worry.
让她别担心 - She's probably hysterical. - You know women.
你了解女人的 Listen, Frances, the most important thing is not to worry.
听着，弗朗西丝，现在最重要的就是你别担心
噢 她说她不担心 - Oh. She's not worried. - Sure.
弗朗西丝，你知道他可能去哪了吗？ Listen, Frances, do you have any idea at all where he could be?
你说什么？你在开玩笑吧 You what?
You're kidding.
噢，不 我...我还不知道 Oh, no. I...
I didn't know.
是的 不知道，他从来没和我说过 是 Yeah.
No, he never told me. Yeah.
好吧 是的 听着，弗朗西丝，你就坐在电话旁边， All right.
Yeah. All right, listen, Frances, you just sit tight...
一有消息，我就会立刻通知你的 ...and the minute I hear anything, I'll let you know. Right.
好的 就这样 拜拜 Okay. Goodbye.
你快点和我们说啊， You gonna tell us, or do we hire a private detective?
我们是不是应该去雇个私人侦探？
他们离婚了 - They broke up. - Who?
谁？
谁？菲力克斯和弗朗西丝，还能是谁 他们离婚了 "Who?" Felix and Frances who.
他们的婚姻结束了 They broke up. The entire marriage is through.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
都过了十二年了 After 12 years?
他们的关系一直那么好 They were such a happy couple.
他的心一定都要碎了 He'll go to pieces. I know Felix. He's gonna go try something crazy.
他会去做一些疯狂的事的
他总是会说关于他的妻子和孩子的事... That's all he ever used to talk about. His wife and kids.
他会去自杀的 He'll kill himself. Hear what I'm saying? He's gonna kill himself.
你们听到我说的了吗？
他会去自杀的！ Would you shut up, Murray? Stop being a cop for two minutes.
你能不能先别用你的警察的思维去思考！
他去哪了？ - Where'd he go, Oscar? - He went out to kill himself.
他是去自杀了 - What did I tell you? - Are you serious?
这下你们信了吧？
她说他不想在家里自杀 That's what she said. He didn't wanna do it at home because the kids were sleeping.
因为孩子在睡觉 - Why? - Why? Because Felix is a nut, that's why.
为什么？
因为菲力克斯就是个疯子
他说“我要去自杀”了吗？ Is that what he said? In those words? "I'm gonna kill myself"?
我不知道 她没有读给我听 I don't know in what words. She didn't read it to me.
他留了纸条？ - He left her a note? - No, he sent a telegram.
不 他发了个电报 A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?
一个告诉别人他自己要自杀的电报？ 谁会发这样的电报啊？
菲力克斯这个疯子，还能是谁 Felix the nut, that's who.
你们能够想象会发生什么吗？ Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even has to tip the kid a quarter.
如果她把这事和孩子说了
也许他只是在骗我们呢 我们每天都见到那种骗子 Maybe he's bluffing. We get these cases every day.
他们只是为了得到怜悯 All they want is a little sympathy.
我们每个周六不是都看到 有人站在桥上喊着要自杀吗？ We got a guy who calls every Saturday from the George Washington Bridge.
你永远都别想知道 You never can tell what a guy will do when he's hysterical.
一个歇斯底里的家伙究竟想要干什么 - Nah. Nine times out of 10, they don't jump. - What about the 10th time?
十次中有九次，他们不会跳的
那第十次呢？ They jump. He's right. There's a possibility.
他们跳了 他说的对，这还是有可能的
可菲力克斯不会的 他根本不敢去自杀 Not with Felix. I know him. He's too nervous to kill himself.
他连在汽车电影院里的时候都要带着安全带 He wears his seat belt in the drive-in movie.
如果你要自杀的话， Of course. If you're gonna kill yourself, where's the safest place to do it?
哪里会是你觉得最安全的地方呢？
就是和朋友们在一起，对吗？快开门！ With your friends. Open the door.
他是歇斯底里的 让我们放松点，好好的玩牌 The guy may be hysterical. Let's play it nice and easy. If we're calm, he'll be calm.
就像他们在对待那些要自杀的人时所做的那样 That's what they do to those guys out on the ledge.
那我们说什么呢？ - What are we gonna say to him? - Nothing.
什么都不说 Are you through with this discussion? He already could've hung himself in the hall.
你们想让这些讨论破坏了我们的友谊吗？
他可以在走廊里上吊自杀
维尼，快开门 Vinnie, open the door.
记住，我们什么都不知道 - Remember, like we don't know nothing. - Okay.
噢，嗨，菲力克斯 - Oh, hi, Felix. - Hi...
嗨
嗨，伙计们 Hey, fellas.
嗨，菲力克斯 - Hi, Fel. - Hi, Felix.
嗨，菲力克斯
玩的怎么样了？ How's the game going?
很好 - Good. - Very nice.
非常好 Good, good.
很好
很好，很好
很抱歉我来晚了 - Sorry I'm late. - Mm.
还有...还有姜汁汽水吗？ There any...? Ahem. Any ginger ale left?
姜汁汽水？没有，没有了 - Ginger ale? - Yeah.
Gee, no, I don't think so, Fel. I got some root beer.
不过有一些沙示 Nope.
不 我只想要姜汁汽水
Felt like a ginger ale.
不知为何，我今晚... Somehow, I don't feel like a root beer...
...不想喝沙示 ...tonight.
该谁下注了？ What's the bet?
你刚刚下了二十五美分 现在轮到默里了 Uh, you bet a quarter. It's up to Murray. Murray, what do you say?
默里，你怎么说？
默里？ Murray?
默里！ - Murray. - Tap his shoulder.
默里 - What? What? - It's up to you.
什么？什么？ - Why's it always up to me? - It's not always up to you.
该你了
为什么总是该我？
为什么不该你 你到底跟不跟？ - What do you do? - I'm in.
我跟 Okay.
恩...有人打电话找过我吗？ Um, anybody call about me?
打电话找你？ Call about you? No.
不...没有，我记得没有 No, not that I can remember.
为什么问这个，你希望有人打电话找你吗？ Why, were you expecting a call?
有人打电话找过菲力克斯吗？ Uh, did anyone call for Felix?
- 没有 - 没有 - No. - No, I don't think so.
你在等电话？ Were you expecting a call?
噢，不是，我只是随便问问 Uh, no, I was just asking.
我加一美元 I raise a dollar.
那样就一共是1.25美元了，对吗？ - Costs me a dollar and a quarter, right? - Right.
是的 Just thought somebody might have called.
我以为还会有人加注呢
噢，没人加注，没人加注 Nobody called, nobody called.
我需要付多少钱？ Uh, what does it cost me to play again?
1.25美元 你能不能用心点！ A dollar and a quarter. For God's sake, pay attention.
好了，都放松一点 - All right, take it easy. - Calm down.
镇静 - Calm down. - I can't help it. He makes me nervous.
他让我感到紧张！ I make you nervous? You make everybody nervous.
你让每个人都感到紧张！
我道歉行了吧！我去自杀行了吧！ - I'm sorry, forgive me. I'll kill myself. - Murray!
默里！ Oh, sorry.
噢，对不起
从这里看到的风景真美 这是几楼，十二楼吗？ That's a pretty view from here. What is it, 12 floors?
不！这只是十一楼，真的 No.
No, it's only 11 floors, that's all.
看啊，这只是十一楼 See, it's only 11 floors.
它说是十二楼，但其实这只是十一楼 It says 12, but it's really only 11.
啊，这里真冷啊 Gee, it's chilly in here.
你觉得这里不冷吗？ Isn't it chilly in here?
不 非常的冷 - Yes, it is a little. - Very chilly.
要玩一会吗，菲力克斯？现在还早呢 - Wanna sit and play, Felix? It's still early. - Sure, we're in no rush.
我们都不急着走 We're gonna be here till 3, 4 in the morning.
我们会在这待到早上3:00或是4:00的样子
我不知道，我只是... I don't know, I just don't feel much like playing right now.
我现在并不是很想要玩
那你想要干什么呢？ What do you feel like doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
我想要思考些事情 I'll think of something.
你要去哪？ - Where you going? - To the john.
厕所
自己去？ Alone?
我一直都是自己去的 有什么问题吗？ I always go alone. Why?
没有 No reason.
你要在里面待多久？ You gonna be in there long?
该多久就多久咯 As long as it takes.
你疯了吗，让他一个人去厕所里面？ Are you crazy, letting him go to the john alone?
他要是在里面自杀怎么办？ - Suppose he tries to kill himself? - How?
你告诉我他怎么在厕所里自杀？ - What do you mean? Razor blades, poison. - That's the kids' bathroom.
刮胡刀片，或者是用毒...
那是孩子用的浴室 Worst he could do is brush his teeth to death.
也许他能在里面刷牙
他可以跳楼啊！ - He could jump. - Right. Isn't there a window?
那里有窗户吗？ Yeah, it's only 6 inches wide.
只有六英寸宽 He could break the glass. He could cut his wrists.
他可以把它打烂用碎玻璃来割手腕
他还能跳进河里让水冲走呢 He could flush himself into the East River. He's not gonna try anything.
他根本用不着这么麻烦 Shh, shh. Listen. Listen.
听 听
他在哭 He's crying.
你们听到了吗？他正在哭 You hear that? He's crying.
这还不够糟糕吗？上帝啊，奥斯卡， 你应该和他说些什么 Isn't that terrible? For God's sakes, Oscar, do something. Say something.
你让我和一个在我家浴室里哭的男人说什么？ What do you say to a man crying in your bathroom?
他出来了 Shh. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
他出来了 He's coming.
坐好！坐好 Sit down. Sit down.
好了，我想... Well, I guess I'll just be running along.
我想我应该走了...
噢 菲力克斯 菲力克斯 - Oh, Felix. - Felix.
菲力克斯，等一下 - Come here, Felix. - Felix, wait a minute.
伙计们，我现在不能说啊 I can't to you, fellas. I can't talk to anyone.
我们是你最好的朋友啊 Felix, we're your best friends.
伙计们，不要，别！ - Relax. - Ow! Fellas, please, no!
和我们说吧 - Talk to us. - There's nothing to talk about.
真的没有什么可说的 There's just nothing to say, Oscar. It's over.
真的没有，奥斯卡
好了，让我走吧，好吗 - Will you let me go, please? - Let him go.
让他走 Leave me alone.
别管我了，让我静一静 Stop him! Stop him!
拦住他！ - Come back here! - Stop him!
快回来！
抓住他！抓住他！ Felix! Get him!
听下，菲力克斯！ - Get him! - Felix!
菲力克斯！菲力克斯！
把门踹开！踹开！ - Felix! Felix! - Watch out. Watch out. Back off.
- Back off. - Let him break the door down.
让我们把门踹开 Break it in.
冲进去
菲力克斯！ Felix! He jumped.
他跳下去了 - What? - I tell you, he jumped.
什么？ Ow. My back.
噢！
我的背
噢，我的背！ Oh. My back. My back.
我的背！
我的背 My back.
我的背
噢，我的背啊！ Oh! The back.
啊！哦！
噢
你们能让我静一静吗？ Will you leave me alone?
噢 我的胃 - Oh. Ow, my stomach. - What's the matter with your stomach?
怎么了？
没事，我的胃没有事 Nothing's the matter with my stomach. I didn't take anything. Leave me alone.
我什么都没有吃过 不要管我了
你吃了什么？ - What did you take? - Nothing. I didn't take anything.
我什么都没吃 Don't tell Frances what I did.
别告诉弗朗西丝我干了什么 - He took pills. - How many pills?
你吃了些药片 什么药片？ - What kind of pills? - Little green ones out of her medicine cabinet.
从她的医药箱里找到的绿色的
别告诉弗朗西丝 - Don't call Frances. - I won't.
你什么时候吃的那些药片？ - When did you take these pills? - You promise?
几个小时之前吧 你们不会和她说的，对吗？ A couple of hours ago. You won't call her?
你吃了多少？ - I won't call her. - How many pills did you take?
我记不清了，也许是一瓶吧 I can't remember. I think a whole bottle.
一瓶药片？ - A whole bottle? - A whole bottle of pills?
天啊！快叫救护车！ - My God, get an ambulance! - We don't even know what kind.
我们还不知道是什么药呢 He took a whole bottle.
可他吃了一整瓶啊 Maybe they were vitamins. He could be the healthiest one in the room.
或许那是维生素呢
那他就是我们当中最健康的人 Walk him around. Don't let him go to sleep.
让他到处走走，别让他睡着
打开他的衣领 把窗户也打开 - Will you please...? - Open his collar. Open the window.
当心我的背！ - Watch my back! Ow! - Keep the circulation going.
保证空气的流通
我没事 - Look, I'm all right. - One doctor at a time!
快去找个医生来！
现在所有的诊所都关门了！ - All the interns shut the hell up! - You didn't call Frances, did you?
你还没有告诉弗朗西丝吧？ The bathroom, get his head under the cold shower.
把他的头放到水管下面用冷水冲冲
我的胳膊！当心我的胳膊！ My arm! Watch my arm!
我的胳膊！ - Watch my arm! - Easy.
不，别...哦！快把它关上！ No, please, will you...? Ow! Cut it out!
我们只是想让你把药吐出来 We gotta get the pills out.
那些药根本不在我肚子里，我早就扔了 The pills are out. I threw up before.
Hmm, hmm.
十二年了 十二年了 Twelve years. Twelve years.
你知道吗我已经结婚十二年了，罗伊？ Did you know I was married 12 years, Roy?
是的，菲力克斯，我知道 - Yes, Felix, I knew. - It's over just like that. That's hysterical.
可现在它完了
真是歇斯底里的 Maybe it was just a fight. You've had fights before, Felix.
或许这只是吵架呢
你们以前也吵过架的啊，菲力克斯 No, no, no. It's over. She's getting a lawyer tomorrow.
不，不 这是真的
她明天就要带律师来 My cousin. She's using my cousin.
而且律师还是我的堂兄，她要找我的堂兄来
我现在该怎么办啊？ Who am I gonna get?
没事的，菲力克斯 It's okay, Felix.
好了，咱们别盯着他看 All right, all right, let's not stand around looking at him. Let's break it up. Break it up.
让我们散开点
是的 别老看我 Yeah, don't stand there looking at me. I'm ashamed.
我现在很惭愧 Come on, fellas, let's call it a night. He's all right.
今晚就这样吧 他现在没事 我们走吧
没事的，菲力克斯 我们明白 It's all right, Felix. We understand.
别把这事告诉任何人，维尼 Don't tell anybody about this. Now, you promise me.
你现在对我发誓 I'm going to Florida tomorrow.
我明天就去佛罗里达了 放心吧 - Oh, that's nice. Have a good time. - Thanks.
那很棒 玩得开心点
我们冬天一起去佛罗里达怎么样 We were going to Florida next winter without the kids. Now they're going without me.
不带那些孩子们了
反正他们现在也已经不属于我了
好了，走吧，伙计们 Okay, come on, boys, huh?
晚安，奥斯卡 - Good night, Oscar. - Maybe one of us should stay.
或许我们其中的一个人应该留下来
没事的 - That's okay, Murray. - Suppose he tries something again?
万一他再想办法自杀怎么办
他不会的 - He won't try anything again. - How do you know?
你怎么知道？ I'm not gonna try anything again. I'm very tired.
我不会再去自杀了
我累了
你听到了吗？他累了 You hear? He's very tired. He's had a busy night.
他都折腾了一个晚上了 - Good night, fellas. - Good night.
晚安
要是发生了什么事，奥斯卡，立刻通知我 - If anything happens, Oscar, just call me. - Yeah.
我离这儿只有三个街区 I'm three blocks away. I can be here in five minutes.
我会在这等五分钟再离开的
如果你需要找我， If you need me, I'll be at the Meridian Motel in Miami Beach.
我就住在迈阿密海滩上的莫瑞丁酒店
放心吧，维尼，我一定最先通知你 - You'll be the first one I call, Vinnie. - Good.
奥斯卡 - Oscar. - Yeah?
什么事？
你确定吗？ - Are you sure? - I'm sure.
我确定 Good night, Felix. Get a good night's sleep.
晚安，菲力克斯 做个好梦
我保证明天你醒来的时候一切都会好的 I guarantee you things are gonna look a lot brighter in the morning.
把他的皮带和鞋带都拿走 Take away his belt and his shoelaces.
噢，菲力克斯，菲力克斯，菲力克斯，菲力克斯 Oh, Felix, Felix, Felix.
我明白，我明白，我明白... I know, I know, I know.
我明白！ I know.
奥斯卡...我现在该怎么办啊，恩？ Oscar...
...what am I gonna do, huh?
我们晚点再讨论这事 We'll talk about it later.
现在 让我们先去吃些东西 Come on. Get something to eat first. You like some nice hot Ovaltine?
想吃什么，热的鱼籽吗？
关键是我还爱着她，你知道吗？ The terrible thing is I still love her, you know? I always loved her.
我一直爱着她 How about some vanilla wafers or Vienna Fingers or some Mallomars?
香草饼干怎么样
还是要些威尼斯风味的，还是要吃些糖果？
你想要一盒包装精美的巧克力糖果吗？ You like a nice box of chocolate Mallomars? I got everything in here.
我这里什么都有 We had so much together.
我们已经在一起这么久了 We had two beautiful kids, a beautiful home.
我们有两个漂亮的孩子，和一个美丽的家
谁还能有更漂亮的孩子啊 Whoever had more beautiful kids or a more beautiful home?
谁还能有更美丽的家？ - Nobody. Nobody. - It's 12 years of marriage down the drain.
没人能有 没人
十二年的感情就这样被扔进下水道里冲走了
下水道该修了 我们需要找些水管工人 Drains can be fixed. That's why we have plumbers.
把水池下面的水壶拿给我好吗？ Get me a pot under the sink, will you?
这不公平 It's not fair.
该死的，这不公...平！ Damn it, it's not fa...
怎么了？ - What's the matter? - My neck.
我的脖子 我的脖子 My neck. I got a nerve spasm in my neck.
我的脖子抽筋了
放松点，告诉我哪里疼 Just take it easy. Show me where it hurts.
我现在不能把脖子伸直了 I can't straighten it out. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
别碰我 别碰我 - I just wanna see where it hurts. - No, no, no. It's tension. I must be tense.
我只是想看看你是哪疼
这一定是紧张造成的 我一定是太紧张了 I wouldn't be surprised.
我不应该这么紧张的 Aah! Ow. Ow. Aah!
啊！哦！ Relax, damn it. Relax.
放松点，放松！
别对我喊 噢 噢 Don't yell at me. Ow. Ow.
疼吗？ - Does that hurt? - Oh. No. It feels good. Unh.
不 这感觉很舒服
你疼痛和快乐的时候发出的声音是一样的 You make the same sounds for pain or happiness.
我知道，我是个疯子 I know. I know. Heh.
现在你感觉好些了吗， - I think I'm crazy. - If it'll make you feel any better, I think so too.
我想是这样的 Doesn't take much. The first sign of anything going wrong, and I fall to pieces like that.
就这样没有预兆的，什么都没有了，
我就要崩溃了 Don't stop. It feels good when you rub.
别停下 你按摩的我很舒服
如果你再不放松点的话 我的手指头都要断了 Listen, if you don't relax, I'm gonna break my fingers.
看看这个... Look at this, will you? The only man in the world with clenched hair.
你是世界上唯一一个头发绷紧的男人
低头 低头 很好 Bend over.
- Ah. - Just bend over. Attaboy.
噢，现在，就这样别动 Okay, now hold still.
如果我弄疼你了，菲力克斯，告诉我， Now, if this hurts, Felix, tell me, because I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
因为我不知道我用的力度有多大
什么声音？ What's that noise?
我不能呼吸了，这的空气太脏了 I can't breathe. It must be the dust. Open the window. Get some fresh air.
把窗户打开，我们需要些新鲜空气
等等 我们不能在十一楼把窗户打开 Oh, no. We're not opening any windows on the 11 th floor.
我们到楼下去散步 To get some fresh air, we'll go downstairs for a walk.
我真希望我能像你那样，奥斯卡...你真强壮 I wish I were like you, Oscar. Strong.
但是我却很弱， But I'm weak. And I admit it. I'm weak, weak.
我承认...我很弱，很弱
你会比我们都长命的 You'll outlive today's entire generation. You want a lick?
你要舔一下吗？
你不明白 You don't understand. I'm nothing without my wife and kids.
没有了妻子和孩子我什么都不是
你不明...我什么都不是！ You don't... I'm nothing.
你不是什么都不是 你是什么 You're not nothing. You're something. You're a person.
你是人 You're flesh and blood and bones and hair and nails and ears.
你是血是肉是骨肉是头发是指甲是耳朵
你不是鱼 你也不是牛 You're not a fish. You're not a buffalo. You're you.
你是你 You walk and talk and cry and complain...
你走路，你说话，你哭，你抱怨 ...and eat little green pills and send suicide telegrams.
你还吃绿色的药片
你还发电报告诉别人你要自杀 No one else does that, Felix. No one.
没有别的人做这些，菲力克斯，只有你 I'm telling you, you're the only one of its kind in the world.
你是这世界上唯一一个这样的人
你把我身上弄脏了 You've stained me.
巧克力冰淇淋的污渍 它把我身上弄脏了 Chocolate ice cream stains. That's a stain.
巧克力冰淇淋不是污渍 - Ice cream doesn't stain. - Oh, vanilla and coffee don't stain.
噢，不，香草和咖啡味的不是
但是巧克力的是 那就是个污渍 Chocolate does. That's a stain.
菲力克斯，别弄了 那会留下水迹的 Felix, leave that alone, will you? You're gonna get a water stain.
那永远都擦不掉了 That's not gonna come out. That's a permanent stain.
变成一个永恒的污渍了
你们想好吃什么了吗？ You ready to order now?
噢，嗨！ - Oh, hi. - Hey, there's my little pussycat.
嗨，这不是我的小宝贝吗 Come over here, darling.
过来，亲爱的 For a tip, I'm gonna leave you the key to my apartment.
我要把我家的钥匙送给你做小费
你是说真的吗，我能带我丈夫一起去吗？ - Is it informal, or can I bring my husband? - Never mind. I can't wait that long.
当然了，不过我已经等不及了
我们现在就去收银台后面玩五分钟怎么样？ How about five quick minutes behind the cash register?
啊！哈 哈 哈！
你要是咬了，我就没法写字了 If you bite, I can't write.
要些什么？ - What will you have? - A cup of hot tea for me, please.
请给我来一杯热茶
给我们的白金钻石王老五来一杯热茶 Cup of hot tea for Diamond Jim Brady. You gonna eat anything?
你要吃点什么吗？
让我想想 我刚刚吃了一个冰淇淋 Let's see. I just had an ice cream.
给我一块牛肉，全部要肥的， Give me a corned beef on rye, all fat, and a high-calorie cream soda.
再来一杯高热量的香草苏打
她是不是很可爱啊？ Isn't she cute?
哈 哈 哈！
哈 哈！如果你没有试过的话，
你又怎么会知道呢？ If you don't try, how you gonna find out?
没错，你说的对，这对你我来说都很简单，奥斯卡 Exactly. It's very easy for you and me, Oscar.
我们都是男人 我们整天都在外面的世界里 We're men. We're out in the world. We can meet new people.
我们可以结识新的人 可弗朗西丝呢？ - What about Frances? - What about Frances?
离婚其实对女人来说更加残酷 Divorce is much harder on the woman. She's alone with the kids, stuck in the house.
她自己整天待在家中照顾两个孩子
她要怎么去认识别人呢， How's she gonna meet somebody now, at her age, with two kids? And where?
在她现在这个年龄，还带着两个孩子？
我不知道 I don't know. Maybe someone will come to the door.
也许有人会主动找上门
我们能不能不要讨论弗朗西丝了？ - Felix, can we stop talking about Frances? - What would you like me to do, just forget her?
你希望我现在就把她忘了吗？
你要怎么把这种十二年的感情给忘掉？ How do you wipe out 12 years of marriage just like that?
你不用忘 面对现实吧，菲力克斯 You don't. Those are the facts. You gotta face it.
你不能成天的哭泣 You can't spend the rest of your life crying. It annoys people in the movies.
那只会发生在电影里
怎么了？ - What's the matter? - Too cold. It's the air conditioning.
太冷了 是空调的缘故
他们为什么总把温度开得这么低？ Why do they always turn those up so high? I'll probably get the flu.
我可能会得流感的 - Want me to ask them for a blanket? - You gotta be careful with air conditioning.
你想让我去给你找个毯子吗？
你一定要注意空调的使用 Frances and I got one. I never let her turn it on in the summer.
我从不让弗朗西丝在夏天用空调
噢，她一定会因为这疯掉 - Oh. She must be crazy about that. - Come on.
你去哪？ - Where you going? - Come on. Let's move to another table.
让我们换一张桌子吧
噢，我知道了 - Excuse me. - Aha, oh, I knew it.
现在怎么样了？ What's the matter now?
我想...我的耳朵被堵上了 Oh. I got this... My ears are filling up. I got this sinus condition.
我总是会出现这种症状
只要温度出现大的变化就有 It's the change in temperature. I always get it from air conditioning.
我经常因为开空调得这病
也许它一会自己就消失了 - Maybe it'll go away. - No. It's all part of my allergies.
不会的 我对很多东西都非常敏感
我一到夏天就这样 - I get them in the summer. - Only in the summer?
只是在夏天吗？
在冬天也是，我一年都这样 In the winter too. I get them all year long.
我对食物过敏 I'm allergic to foods and pillows and curtains and perfumes. Heh.
对枕头，对窗帘，对香水都过敏
你能想象吗？对香水都过敏 Can you imagine that? Allergic to perfumes. That used to drive Frances crazy.
这一定要让弗朗西丝疯掉了
不过事实上，除了润肤霜以外 For a while, she couldn't wear anything except my aftershave lotion.
她对我的一切都无法忍受
我总是让别人很难接受 I was impossible to live with.
快停下来，你在干什么啊？ Stop that, will you? What are you doing?
我想让我耳朵舒服一些 I'm trying to clear up my ears. Fmah.
你给你的头里面一个压强 You create a pressure inside your head. It opens up the eustachian tubes.
可以使耳咽管畅通
现在它畅通了吗？ Did it open up?
我想我的喉咙都被我弄变形了 Uh-huh.
I think I strained my throat.
菲力克斯，你能让你自己安静一会吗？ Felix, will you leave yourself alone? Don't tinker.
不要这么粗鲁 I know.
我知道
可我没办法，我让每个人受不了 I can't help it. I drive everybody crazy.
一个婚姻法律顾问把我从他的办公室里赶了出来 A marriage counselor once kicked me out of his office.
在我的表上填着...“疯子” Wrote on my chart "lunatic."
婚姻是需要两个人去共同维持的 It takes two to make a rotten marriage.
你不知道我在家里是个什么 You don't know what I was like at home.
我在家就是一个清洁工...
一直跟在弗朗西丝的后面打扫房间 I'm a compulsive cleaner.
我还要去厨房给她做饭 Always cleaning up after Frances.
Then I'd go into the kitchen and recook her meals...
因为她做饭没我做的好 ...because I'm also a much better cook than she is.
我连结婚之后都还要自己做饭 I cooked myself right out of a marriage.
我真是个大笨蛋！ Stupid damned idiot.
嗨，菲力克斯，别那样 Ah. Hey, Felix, don't do that. You'll get a headache.
会头疼的 I can't stand it anymore. It's just...
我再也无法忍受了...
我讨厌我自己 I hate me.
伙计，我讨厌我自己 Oh, boy, do I hate me.
你不讨厌你，你爱你 Eh, you don't hate you. You love you.
你知道吗没人像你这样有这么多的麻烦事 - You think no one else has problems like you. - I thought you were my friend.
我一直把你当作我的朋友
我确实是，不然我也不会在这陪你聊天了... I am. That's why I can talk this way, because I love you almost as much as you do.
只因为我爱你，就像你自己爱自己那样
那你为什么不帮我呢？ Then why don't you help?
我怎么帮你，我连自己都帮不了自己？ Help? How can I help you when I can't even help myself?
你说你很难使别人接受？ You think you're impossible to live with? Heh.
哈 哈！布兰琪曾经问我， Blanche used to say, "What time do you want dinner?"
“你想要在什么时候吃饭？”
我说，“我不知道，我还不饿” I'd say, "I don't know. I'm not hungry."
凌晨三点的时候 我把她叫醒，告诉她“现在” Then 3:00 in the morning, I'd wake her up and I'd say, "Now."
我是世界上开销最大的体育新闻记者之一 I've been one of the highest-paid sportswriters in the East for the past 14 years.
在过去的十四年里
我一共存了8.5美元 We saved $8.50 in pennies. I'm never home. I gamble.
我总是不回家 我去赌博 I burn cigar holes in furniture, drink like a fish, lie to her every chance I get.
我用烟头把家具烧的都是洞
我喝的醉的像条鱼，睡在她旁边
结婚十周年纪念的时候， Then for our 10th wedding anniversary, I took her...
我带她去看纽约突击队 对底特律红色飞行章队的曲棍球比赛， ...to the New York Rangers-Detroit Red Wings hockey game, where she got hit by a puck.
在那里，她被一个恶作剧的家伙给碰伤了
我到现在还不知道她为什么离开我 I still can't figure out why she left me. That's how impossible I am.
你看我是多么糟糕
好了，让我们走吧 Come on, let's get out of here. The muggers will be here soon.
再过一会鳄鱼会来这的
我没办法一个人住，奥斯卡 I don't think I can take it living alone, Oscar.
这两个星期以来我都快崩溃了 In two weeks, I'll go to pieces. How will I work? How will I make a living?
我要怎么去工作？我要怎么生活啊？
你可以去街角里哭泣 You'll go on street corners and cry. They'll throw nickels at you. You'll work.
会有人扔钱给你的
今天晚上你就睡在这里 Tonight you'll sleep here.
明天你回去拿你的衣服 Tomorrow you get your clothes and electric toothbrush and move in with me.
还有你的电动牙刷，
以后你搬到我这来住 It's your apartment. I'll just be in the way.
这是你的屋子，我会妨碍你的
这里有八间屋子 Ah, there's eight rooms. We could go for a year without seeing each other.
我们两个走上一年都撞不到对方
你还不明白吗？我希望你能搬过来 I want you to move in.
为什么？我是个害虫 - Why? I'm a pest. - I know. You don't have to keep telling me.
我知道你是个害虫 别再和我重复了 - Why you want me to move in? - Because I can't stand living alone, that's why.
那你为什么还要我搬过来？
因为我不想自己住，这就是为什么
难道非要我大声的喊着和你说话吗 For crying out loud, I'm proposing to you. What do you want, a ring?
你想要我变成什么...一个敲钟吗？
奥斯卡，如果你愿意的话我倒真这么想，
我在这能帮你做很多事 Oscar, if you mean it, there's a lot I can do around here.
我会做很多家务 I'm very handy. I know how to fix things. I fixed my wife's hair dryer.
我会修很多东西
我修过我妻子的吹风机 I don't have a hair dryer. Blanche took it.
我没有吹风机，布兰琪有一个
好吧，那总要让我做些什么 Well, let me do something. I gotta do something.
我想要做些事情 You can take my wife's initials off the towels, anything you say.
你可以去把我妻子的名字从毛巾上去掉
你就住在这里，布鲁斯的房间 Come here, you can sleep in here. Brucey's room.
我可以做饭，你知道吗？ I can cook. You know? I'm a terrific cook.
我是个很棒的厨师 You don't have to cook. I got enough potato chips to last a year.
你不用做饭
我买了足够吃一年的薯条
每天在家吃两顿饭，我们可以省下一大笔钱的 Two meals a day at home. We'll save a fortune. We gotta pay alimony, you know.
你知道的，我们两个都还要付抚养费 Okay, Felix, you can cook.
好的，菲力克斯，你可以做饭 - You like leg of lamb? - Yeah.
你喜欢吃羊腿吗？我这个周末就做 I'll make it this weekend.
噢，我要去给弗朗西丝打个电话，我有个大锅在她那 Oh, I gotta call Frances. She's got my big pot.
嗨，你不能把她给忘了吗？ Hey, will you forget Frances? We'll get our own pots.
我们有自己的锅
别在你搬来之前就把我弄疯了 Don't drive me crazy before you move in here, will you?
好吧，听着，奥斯卡， Well, listen, Oscar, uh...
如果我做了什么事惹你不耐烦 Hey, if I do anything that irritates you or gets on your nerves...
或是让你神经过敏，
一定要提醒我 ...don't be afraid to tell me. It's your apartment.
这是你的屋子 I don't wanna do anything to irritate you.
我不惹让你生气
嗨 噢，你好，弗朗西丝 Hello. Oh, hello, Frances.
我不在这 我不在这 I'm not here. I'm not here. You haven't heard from me.
你没听到关于我的消息 You don't know where I've been. You didn't see me. I didn't call. I'm not here.
你不知道我在哪
我没打过电话来，我不在这 Yes, he's here.
是的，他在这
是 - Yes. - How's she sound? Is she worried? Huh?
她的声音听起来怎么样？她像是在担心我吗？
她说了些什么？她在哭吗？ What's she saying? Is she crying?
她要和我说话吗？ Does she wanna speak to me? I don't wanna talk to her.
我不想和她说话 No, no, he's gonna stay here with me.
他要在这里和我一起住 And you can tell her I'm not coming back there, either, because I've had it.
告诉她我已经决定了，我不会回去的
我也要过正常人的生活 I've taken just as much as she has. I'm human too, you know.
我也是个人，你知道的 She's not the only one that's suffered in this marriage.
她不是唯一一个在忍受这婚姻的人
告诉她这些 - So tell her that. Go on, tell her. - Yes, he's fine.
是的，他很好 Don't tell her I'm fine. You heard how I was carrying on before. I was gonna kill myself.
不要告诉她我很好！
你知道我刚刚都干了些什么
我还想要自杀呢 - Why did you tell her I'm fine? - Yes, I understand.
你为什么要告诉她我很好？ - Ask her if she wants to speak to me. - You wanna speak to him?
是的，我明白，弗朗西丝
问她是不是要和我说话 - Give me the phone. - You don't wanna speak to him.
你要和他说话吗？
那电话给我 - She doesn't wanna speak to me? - Yes, I understand. Okay, good night, Frances.
你不想和他说话啊
那好吧，晚安，弗朗西丝 Oh...
她不想和我说话吗？ - She doesn't want to speak to me? - No.
是的
那她为什么要打电话来？ Why did she call?
她想知道你什么时候去收拾你的东西 Wants to know when you're coming over for your clothes.
她想把房间重新漆一下 She wants to have the room repainted.
听着，菲力克斯，现在已经快一点了 Listen, Felix, it's almost 1:00. Let's go to bed, huh?
让我们去睡觉吧，好吗？
她不想和我说话 She didn't wanna speak to me.
我会给你找一套睡衣的 I'll get you a pair of pajamas. You like stripes, dots or animals?
你喜欢条纹的，圆点的，还是有动物图案的？
我想去自杀， I wanna kill myself, and she's picking out colors.
她还要把我的房间重漆
要拖鞋吗？我去给你拿双拖鞋穿吧 How about some slippers? I got some house slippers for you.
我现在很好... I'm glad.
因为她终于让我彻底相信我们已经完了 Because she finally made me realize it's over.
我一直不还不相信呢，直到刚才 It didn't sink in until just this minute.
菲力克斯，我希望你现在就去睡觉 - Felix, I want you to go to bed. - My marriage is really over.
我的婚姻已经结束了
好了，现在看上去这还不算太坏 Well, it doesn't seem so bad now. I think I can live with this thing.
我想我可以承受这件事
明天再去承受 现在你要做的就是睡觉 - Live with it tomorrow. Go to bed tonight. - In a few minutes. I gotta think.
再给我几分钟，我要想些事情
我需要重新安排我的生活了 Gotta rearrange my life.
菲力克斯，这里是我家 Felix, this is my apartment. I make up the bedtime.
睡觉的时间我说的算
你不明白，奥斯卡 You don't understand. I just wanna be alone for a while.
我只想自己一个人静一会
你先去睡觉吧 我来把这些收拾一下 - You go to bed, I'm gonna clean up. - You don't have to clean up.
你不用收拾
我可没法再这样的屋子里睡觉 I can't sleep with a room like this.
去睡吧 明天早上我会叫你的 You go to bed. I'll see you in the morning. I'll cook you breakfast.
我会给你做早饭的 Listen, Felix, you're not gonna?
听着，菲力克斯，你不用去...
你不用去收拾那些大家伙 You're not gonna do anything big like rolling up rugs, are you?
比如说不用去收拾那个地毯，知道吗？ Heh. No. Ten minutes. That's all I'm gonna be.
十分钟，过十分钟我就去睡觉
只要十分钟，我把这些碟子收拾好就去睡 Just 10 minutes. I'm gonna do the dishes and go to bed.
他要去收拾那些碟子 He's gonna do the dishes.
嗨，奥斯卡！ Hey, Oscar.
什么事？ - Yeah? - Oscar...
奥斯卡，我会好起来的 ...I'm gonna be all right.
也许需要过几天 It may take a few days. I'm gonna be all right.
但我一定会好起来的 - Good. Good. - Yeah.
很好 很好 晚安，菲力克斯 - Good night, Felix. - Good night, Frances.
晚安，弗朗西丝
早安，哈瑞 - Morning, Harry. - Good morning.
早安 Hey, there's my bus. See you tonight, Oscar.
嗨，那是我要搭的车，晚上见，奥斯卡
好的，菲力 Right, Fel.
嗨，奥斯卡，我晚饭做什么？ Hey, Oscar, what will I make for dinner?
击球手，九号，比尔·马泽罗西基， The batter, Number 9, Bill Mazeroski, second base.
二垒
好球！ Strike!
太棒了，这就是棒球比赛 Well, that's the ballgame.
比赛还没结束呢 It's not over yet.
上垒了，马泽罗西基出局了，已经第九局了... Bases loaded, Mazeroski up, ninth inning...
你还期望麦特能靠他一个人使队伍翻盘吗？ ...you expect the Mets to hold a one-run lead?
怎么不可能... What's the matter, you never heard of a triple play?
你没听过三振出局吗？
嗨 你好 Hello.
找你的，麦迪逊 Uh-huh.
Phone for you, Madison.
我一会给他打过去 I'll call them back.
他说有重要的事 He says it's an emergency.
什么事？ - Yeah? - Oscar, just called to tell you...
奥斯卡，我想告诉你...
别在看棒球比赛的时候吃香肠 ...don't eat any frankfurters at the ballgame.
因为我晚上准备做香肠炒豆 I decided to make franks and beans for dinner tonight.
三振出局，麦特做到了！ A triple play! The Mets did it!
我所见过的最精彩的棒球比赛， The greatest fielding play I ever saw!
你把它错过了，奥斯卡，你错过了！ And you missed it, Oscar! You missed it!
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?
你没有自己的主见了吗？
带着你的香肠滚蛋然后... Take your frankfurters and!
奥斯卡？嗨，奥斯卡 Oscar? Hey, Oscar?
奥斯...
抱歉我来晚了 I'm sorry I'm late.
把你的脚擦干净 - Wipe your feet. - What?
什么？ If you know what's good for you, you'd better wipe your feet.
如果你希望自己好过，就把脚给擦干净
玩的怎么样了？ How's the game going?
嗨，这屋子发生了什么事？ Hey, what happened to the apartment?
它现在受到了最棒的家务管理 It's been given the Good Housekeeping seal of approval.
发牌 Deal the cards.
嗨，默里 - Hey, Murray. - Ante.
下注 每个人都跟吗？ - Ante up. Whatever it was. - A quarter.
- Everybody in? - It's a quarter.
我们玩什么？ - What are we playing? - Seven-card.
七张牌的玩法
一杯冰啤酒，是给罗伊的 - A cold glass of beer for Roy. - Thank you.
谢谢 - Where's your coaster? - My what?
你的杯垫呢？
什么？ Your coaster. A little round thing that goes under the glass.
小的，圆圆的东西，放在杯子下面的
我想我拿它来下注了 I think I bet it.
在我这，看来我是赢的太多了 Here, here, here. I knew I was winning too much.
试着学会用杯垫，伙计 Always try to use the coasters, fellas.
服务员，我要一小杯水 Scotch, little bit of water.
给我一小杯水，我有杯垫 Scotch and water, and I have my coaster.
我不想惹大家烦， I don't wanna be a pest, but you know what wet glasses do.
但是你们知道玻璃杯是很湿的
会在桌子上留下水迹的 - They leave little rings on the table. - Little rings on the table.
会在桌子上留下水迹 And we don't want little rings on the table.
我们不希望桌子上有水迹
我们为维尼准备了很棒的三明治 And we have a nice warm sandwich for Vinnie.
啊，闻起来很香，是用什么做的？ Ah, gee, it smells good. What is it?
熏肉，生菜，还有配上蛋黄酱的西红柿 Bacon, lettuce and tomato on pumpernickel toast.
把这些都加在烤好的面包上，就这样
你是说你刚刚做好？ - You mean you just made it? - One, two, three.
1、2、3 - You put in toast and cooked bacon just for me? - Don't like it, he'll make you meat loaf.
你专门为了我去烤面包，还做了熏肉？
如果你不满意的话，
他会在五分钟之内再给你做个肉糜卷
你知道我喜欢做饭...呵呵，连盘子一起吃了吧 You know how I love to... Eat over the dish. I just vacuumed the rug.
啊，好吃 - Huh? Huh? - Mm. It's good.
嗨，奥斯卡，你想吃什么？ Hey, Oscar, what did you want?
两个煮鸡蛋再加一小块蛋糕 Two 3-and-a-half-minute eggs and some petits fours.
噢，双重的营养和滋补，对吗？ Ha, ha. Oh, double gin and tonic, right? Be with you in a minute.
一分钟就好
谁把除湿器关了？ - Who turned off the dehumidifier? - The what?
什么？ The dehumidifier. Fellas, I asked you. Don't play with this thing.
除湿器
伙计们，我告诉过你们的，不要动除湿器
我要用它把空气中的灰尘除去 I'm trying to get some of the grime out of the air. Gee whiz.
默里，我想用二百美元买你的枪 Murray, I'll give you $200 for your gun.
我已经受够了 I can't take it anymore. In the last three hours, we've played four minutes of poker.
在过去的三个小时里，
我们一共只玩了四分钟的牌
我不想把这个星期五的晚上都花上看他做饭和做清洁上 I'm not giving up Friday nights to watch cooking and cleaning.
我都快不能呼吸了 I can't breathe. That lousy machine is sucking everything out of the air.
那个恶心的机器把空气里的所有成分都抽走了
啊，这真是好吃啊，有人想咬一口吗？ - This is delicious. Who wants a bite? - I didn't have supper. Is the toast warm?
我还没吃晚饭呢 面包还热吗？
非常棒，而且没有过多的油腻 Perfect. And not too much mayonnaise. It's really a well-made sandwich.
真的是一个非常棒的三明治
给我分一小块 Cut me off a little piece.
把餐巾拿过来 Give me your napkin. I don't wanna drop crumbs.
我不想弄撒了，浪费 Martha and Gertrude at the Automat.
玛撒和格特鲁德在便利店就买的到这东西
不能再这样下去了 That thing could kill us. They'll find us in the morning with our tongues on the floor.
我们不能把时间都浪费在这上面
去做点什么啊，奥斯卡，让他来和我们一起玩牌吧 Do something. Get him back into the game.
不要老是把你的问题扔给我 Don't come to me with your petty problems. You get this one stinking night a week.
你喝醉酒的那个星期
我每天二十四小时都被玛丽关在这个屋子里 I'm cooped up here with Mary Poppins 24 hours a day.
菲力克斯，过来，听见了吗？ Felix, get in here, will you?
来了！ Coming.
要是还像以前那样多好啊， It was better before, with the garbage and the smoke.
虽然有很多的垃圾，还有烟
你注意到他对面包做了什么吗？ - Did you notice what he does? - What?
他把外面硬的面包皮切掉了 He cuts off the crusts. That's why the sandwich is so light.
所以吃上去很软 And only uses the soft green part of the lettuce. It's really delicious.
他只用了生菜最中间最软最绿的那部分
真是太好吃了 - I'm going out of my mind. - Felix, will you get in here?
我受不了了
菲力克斯，快过来！别让我再说一遍！ - I'm not gonna ask again. - Forget it. I'm going home.
算了吗 我要回家了
他离婚的那天就是我们扑克游戏的结束 The day his marriage busted up was the end of our poker game.
等等，你还不能走，我今天输的最多 Speed, you can't run out now. I'm a big loser.
要怪只能怪你自己 You got no one to blame but yourself. It's your fault.
这是你的错 You're the one who stopped him from killing himself.
是你阻止他自杀的
他说的对 说的完全对 He's right. That man is absolutely right.
你要吃这个生菜吗？ - You gonna eat that pickle? - I wasn't thinking of it. You want it?
我可不想吃，为什么这么问，你为什么不吃？
除非你自己要吃，因为这是你的生菜 - Unless you want it. It's your pickle. - I don't usually eat pickles.
把它拿开，我从不吃生菜
发牌 - Deal the cards. - What did you do that for?
你为什么要那么做？ You wanna play poker, deal the cards. You wanna eat, go to a delicatessen.
你还想不想玩牌了，快发牌
你要是想吃那东西，可以自己去买 Keep your pickles and sandwiches to yourself.
还有你，以后不要把你的三明治和生菜给别人了，知道吗？ I'm losing $53 here, and everybody's getting fat.
我一共输了五十三美元，而你们每一个人都赢了
菲力克斯！ - Felix! - What?
什么事 Close the stinking restaurant and sit down. We got a poker game going on here.
把那该死的厨房门关上，立刻给我过来
我们要一起玩牌了
轮到我了吗...是谁把生菜扔到我的地板上？ Is it up to me...? Who threw a pickle on my floor?
我可不认为这很好笑 I don't think that's funny.
这是什么味？ What is that smell? Disinfectant?
清洁剂吗？
是牌的味道，他把牌洗了 It's the cards. He washed the cards.
我要离开这里 - I'm getting out of here. I can't stand any more. - Wait a minute, Roy. Where you going?
我在也待不下去了
等等，罗伊，你要去哪？
我已经在这里闻了三个小时的氨水和清洁剂的味道了 I've been sitting here breathing cleaning fluid and ammonia for three hours.
这种环境根本没办法玩牌 Nature didn't intend for poker to be played like that.
好了，我已经准备好了 Okay, ready to play.
很好，我们的人刚好够玩手球
人呢，都去哪了？ - Good. We got just enough for handball. - Where is everybody?
你还敢问这个问题？ You got the nerve to ask that question? I just been sterilized out of $53.
我今天都已经输了五十三美元了
好吧，我很抱歉，但这是我的错吗，奥斯卡？ Well, I'm sorry. Is it my fault, fellas?
不是，我想今天晚上不适合玩牌 Aw, no. I guess no one feels like playing tonight.
我最好还是早点回去睡觉吧 I'd better be going too. Gotta get up early.
比比和我还打算周末开车去公园玩呢 - Bebe and I are driving to Asbury Park. - Just the two of you?
就你们两个人去吗？听起来真不错 Mm-hm. - That's nice.
你们总是会一起出去玩，是吗？ You always do things like that together?
我们必须一起出去，因为我不会开车 We have to. I don't know how to drive.
你要和我一起走吗，默里？ - You coming, Murray? - Yeah. Why not?
当然，为什么不呢？
我还要去给咪咪买一个英雄牌三明治带回去呢 I gotta stop off and get Mimi a hero sandwich and a frozen 茅clair.
还要买一个冰冻的乳酪
婚姻啊，哈哈，这两个花花公子 也曾有过婚姻生活，对吗，维尼？ Marriage. Heh. Those two playboys sure got the life, huh, Vinnie?
是啊，他们以前也曾有过 Yeah. Some life those playboys got.
这真是好笑，对吗，奥斯卡？ Heh. That's funny, isn't it, Oscar?
他们以为我们现在过得很开心 They think we're happy.
哈 哈 哈！
他们真的以为我们现在很开心呢
其实他们并不知道 They think we're enjoying ourselves. Well, they don't know.
他们根本就不知道孤独的生活是什么样的，对吗？ They just don't know what it's like living alone, do they?
如果你能别再做清洁的话， 我会很感激你的，菲力克斯 I'd be immensely grateful to you, Felix, if you didn't clean up just now.
还差一点点东西就完了 他们居然说我们是花花公子！ Just a few things. But playboys, us.
哈 哈 哈！这真是太好笑了 Ha, ha. That's really funny.
我觉得他们是在羡慕我们 I think they actually envy us. Well, they should only know.
是啊，他们只知道这些
菲力克斯，你能不能别动那些东西了？ Will you leave everything alone, please? I'm not through dirtying up for the night.
我今天并没有把它们弄脏
你看出来他们说的是反话了吗？ Don't you see the irony of it? Huh?
难道你没看出来吗？ Don't you see the irony?
不，我看出来了 - Yes, I see it. - I don't think you do. I don't think you see it.
我不相信你看出来了
菲力克斯，我告诉你，我看出来了 - Felix, I'm telling you, I see the irony of it. - Then tell me, what is it? What's the irony?
那你告诉我，他们话里的意思是什么？
他们的意思就是说，如果我们再像这样子生活， The irony is that unless we come to some other arrangement...
我就会把你杀死的，这就是他们的意思 ...I'm gonna kill you. That's the irony of it.
出什么问题了，奥斯卡？ - What's wrong, Oscar? - There's something wrong with this system.
是我们的整个生活方式都出现了问题
我不认为我们两个人住在一个有八个房间的大屋子里面 I don't think that two single men living alone in a big eight-room apartment...
还需要一个比我妈妈住的屋子更加整洁干净的环境 ...should have a cleaner house than my mother.
等等，你到底是什么意思？ Wait. What are you talking about? I didn't say that you have to clean up.
我没有说过要你去做啊
你不用去清洁的 What you do is worse. You're always hanging up my towels.
你所做的事都是错的
你老是把我的毛巾挂起来 You follow me around with an ashtray.
你总是拿着一个烟灰缸跟在我的屁股后面 Last night I found you washing the floor and moaning, "Footprints, footprints."
昨天晚上，我还看见你趴在厨房的地板上
一边摇着你的头，
一边小声的哼哼“脚印，脚印” I didn't say they were yours.
我又没说那些脚印是你的 Well, they were mine. I have feet, and they make prints.
那就是我的，那又怎么样
我有脚，有脚就有脚印 You want me to climb across the cabinets?
难道你让我在橱柜上面爬吗？ No, I just want you to walk on the floor.
我没那样说，你只要在地板上走就行了！ Oh. Well, I appreciate that. I really do.
哎呀，我好感激你啊，那我就真的在地板上走了啊 All I'm trying to do is keep this place livable. I didn't know I irritated you that much.
我只是想让咱们的屋子整洁干净适合居住
我不知道我这样做会让你不耐烦 Leave my pictures alone.
别动我的画 I was just trying to even them up.
我只是想把它放好 I want them uneven. They're my pictures.
我就希望他们那样，那是我的画 Even up your own pictures.
你要动就去动你自己的画 Oh. Heh, heh. I was wondering how long it would take.
我想知道已经多久了
什么多久了？ How long what would take?
自从我让你神经过敏开始到现在已经多久了 Before I got on your nerves.
我没说你让我神经过敏 I didn't say you got on my nerves. Please don't do that.
你可不可以别乱猜
你说我让你不耐烦了，这是一样的道理 - Same thing. You said I irritated you. - No, you said you irritated me. I didn't say it.
没有，是你说你让我不耐烦，我没说过
那你说的是什么？ - What did you say? - I don't remember. What's the difference?
我不记得了，这有什么意义吗？ Doesn't make any difference. I was just repeating what I thought you said.
没有意义，我只是再重复我认为的你说的意思
别重复你认为的意思！ Don't repeat what you thought I said. Repeat what I said.
你应该重复我说的话！ My God, that's irritating.
噢，天啊，我受不了了！ You see? You did say it.
看吧，你说了吧
我真不敢相信刚才的话是我说的 I don't believe this whole conversation.
奥斯卡，我很抱歉 Oscar, I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me.
我不知道我哪地方做错了
别板着脸 Don't pout. You wanna fight, we'll fight, but don't pout.
你想要打架吗，想打就和我打，只要别板着脸就行 Fighting, I win. Pouting, you win.
打架的话我比较厉害，不过要是比板着脸，我可比不过你
你说的对 你说的对 You're right. You're right.
你说的关于我的一切都是对的 Everything you say about me is right.
不要这么轻易的投降好不好 Don't give in so easily. I'm not always right. Sometimes you're right.
我也不是总是对的，有时候你说的才是对的
你说的对，我就是那样的，我老觉得自己做错了 You're right. I do that. I always figure I'm wrong.
仅仅是这一次，这一次你错了而我对了 - This time, you are wrong and I'm right. - Leave me alone.
噢，别管我，让我静一静 - And don't sulk. That's the same as pouting. - I know, I know.
别愠怒，愠怒和板着脸的性质是一样的
我知道，我知道 噢，我真该死 Oh, damn me.
难道我就不能偶尔做一下恶心的事情吗？ Why can't I do just one lousy thing right?
你为什么不扔？ Why didn't you throw it?
我差点就扔了，有时候我自己都受不了自己了 I almost did. Sometimes I get so insane with myself.
那你为什么把那个杯子扔了？ - Then why didn't you? - I'm trying to control myself.
我在试着控制我自己 - Why are you trying to control yourself? - What do you mean?
你为什么要控制你自己？
你是什么意思？为什么这么问？ You were angry. You felt like throwing the cup. Why didn't you?
你刚刚很生气，你想要把杯子扔了
可你为什么不把它扔了呢？ Because I would still be angry and I'd have a broken cup.
因为如果我把它扔了的话
我还是会很生气 How do you know how you'd feel? Maybe you'd feel wonderful.
你怎么知道的？也许你会感到很开心
你为什么总是要压抑自己呢？ Huh? Why do you have to control every thought that comes into your head?
为什么你不能试着去放松自己，放松的去生活呢？ Why don't you let loose?
做所有你想做的事情， Do something that you feel like doing, not what you think you're supposed to do.
现在，你最想要做什么 Stop controlling yourself, Felix.
别在压抑自己了，奥斯卡！ Relax. Get drunk. Get angry.
学会放松！学会酗酒！学着去生气！ Come on! Break the lousy cup!
来吧，把这个杯子扔了！
噢！我的胳膊伤着了！ Ow! I hurt my arm.
你真是没救了 You're hopeless. You're a hopeless mental case.
你这家伙真是笨得没救了
我不应该有这只手扔的 我有粘液囊炎 I shouldn't throw with that arm. I've got bursitis.
你干脆把自己关在一个小屋里自己住得了
我会从门缝里给你送饭的 Why don't you live in a closet?
还会给你送报纸 I'll leave your meals outside the door and slide in the newspapers.
噢，闭嘴 我就是这么容易受伤 Oh, cut it out. I hurt easily. That's the way I am. I can't help it.
我没办法去改变这个事实
你不要哭，你听见了吗？ You're not gonna cry, are you?
我怀疑就是因为你的眼泪滴到胳膊上 I think all those tears dripping on your arm is what gave you bursitis.
才造成了你的粘液囊炎
让我告诉你一些事情吧，奥斯卡 Let me tell you something, Oscar.
我也许不是这个世界上最容易去相处的人 I may not be the easiest person in the world to live with...
但是你所做的比我更加恶劣... ...but you could've done a lot worse. A whole lot worse.
非常的恶劣
什么？ How?
自从我住进了这个家 I put order in this house.
你有了很多的第一次， For the first time in months, you're saving money.
你第一次去存钱， You're sleeping on clean sheets, you're eating hot meals for a change...
你第一次睡在了干净的被单上，
你吃到了热腾腾的饭菜， ...and I did that.
而这些都是我做的
是的，你说的都没错 Yes, that's right.
每天晚上，当我们吃完了你做的沙拉烤肉之后 Then at night, after we've had your halibut steak in your tartare sauce...
我就需要把晚上的休息时间 ...I have to spend the rest of the evening watching you Saran-wrap the leftovers.
全都花在看你收拾那些吃剩的东西上面
菲力克斯， Felix, when are you and I gonna have some fun?
什么时候我们两个能出去好好的玩一玩啊... A little relaxation? Get out of the house?
出去？
看啊，你都在说些什么啊？ What are you talking about? We have fun. Eat over the plate.
我们不是也经常会开玩笑吗 连盘子一切吃了吧
开玩笑？你听着 Fun? Listen, getting a clear picture on channel 2 is not my idea of whoopee.
把画整整齐齐的挂在走廊两边可不是我喜欢的做法
我们也不是一直在看电视啊 We don't always watch TV. Sometimes we read. Sometimes we talk.
有时候我们也看报，还有时候我们会聊天
是的 每次我看报的时候你都在和我说话 No, no, no. I read, and you talk. I try to work, and you talk.
我要去工作的时候，你还在和我说话 I go to sleep, and you talk.
我去睡觉的时候，你还要和我说话 We got your life arranged pretty good, but I'm still looking for entertainment.
你为我们安排的生活是很不错，
但是我觉得我们还需要一点点额外的娱乐活动
你说什么...你是说我的话太多了？ - What are you saying, I talk too much? - No, I'm not complaining.
没有 我并不是在抱怨 You got a lot to say.
你确实总是有很多话要说
但是让我郁闷的是我总是会听见你说的话 What's worrying me is I'm beginning to listen.
你不用去强迫你自己听我说话 - You're not gonna hear another peep. - You're gonna give me a haircut, are you?
你要干什么，你不是要给我理发吧？
我是要去剪些空心菜 I'm gonna cut up some cabbage and greens and make coleslaw for tomorrow.
明天早上要做凉拌空心菜 I don't want any coleslaw. I just wanna have some fun tonight.
我不想在明天早上吃凉拌空心菜！
我只希望今天晚上能过得开心点 - I thought you liked my coleslaw. - I love your coleslaw.
我以为你喜欢吃我做的凉拌空心菜
我喜欢吃 我发誓，我非常喜欢吃 - Uh-huh. - I swear, I love your coleslaw.
我明天会带着你为我做的凉拌空心菜去上班的 I'll take your coleslaw with me to work tomorrow, but not tonight.
现在让我们到外面去好好玩玩吧 - Let's go out of the house. - All right, let's go.
好的，我们走 I only make it for you. I don't like coleslaw.
反正我是为了你才做，我根本不喜欢吃凉拌空心菜
你要是想出去玩的话，为什么不早点说出来呢？ If you wanted to get out, why didn't you say so?
你以为我很喜欢天天像奴隶一样 You think I like working and slaving in the kitchen all day long?
待在厨房里不停的干活吗？
全中！噢！ Strike. Ow.
嗨，我打的怎么样？奥斯卡，你说的对 How about that? Oscar, you're right. When you're right, you're right.
当你是说的对的时候，你就是对的
一个人需要经常从屋子里走出来放松一下 A person has to get out of the house once in a while.
恩？ Hmm? Ah, oh, yes, bowling. Bowling is wonderful exercise, Felix.
是的 哦，是，保龄球...
保龄球是一种非常棒的健身方式，菲力克斯，
但是这并不是 But that's not the kind of relaxation I had in mind.
我想要的那种放松的方式
我的意思是说我们晚上应该去做一些别的事情 - I mean, the night was made for other things. - Like what?
比如说什么呢？ Like unless I get to touch something soft in the next two weeks, I'm in big trouble.
比如说我想去摸摸那些软软的东西
再接下来的两个星期里，
我都会很忙的
噢，你是说女人？ Oh, you mean women?
如果你非要给她们一个名字的话， 好吧，那就是女人 If you wanna give it a name, all right, women.
真是好笑，我已经好几个星期没想过女人了 - Funny. I haven't thought of women in weeks. - I fail to see the humor.
我并不认为这很好笑
我的意思是说， All I'm saying is, why don't we spend one night talking to someone with higher voices than us?
我们为什么不利用晚上的时间
去和那些女人们好好的聊聊呢？
你的意思是说... - You mean, uh...? - That's what I mean.
这就是我的意思
我不能这么做 - I can't. - Why not?
为什么不能？ I'm just not ready for it yet.
我还没有思想准备 I don't wanna discuss it, all right? Let's bowl.
我们别讨论这个了，我们还是好好打球吧
其实我也很想出去玩 I intend to go out. I get as lonely as the next fella...
我自己真的很孤独， ...but I've only been separated for a couple of weeks.
但是我才刚刚离婚了几个星期啊
你再给我一点时间好吗？ - Give me a little time. - There isn't any time left.
我们已经没有时间了 I saw TV Guide, and there's nothing on this week.
我看过电视预告，这个星期没有什么好节目
12号入尾袋 Twelve in the corner.
我告诉过你的，要做自己想做的事 What am I asking you, for crying out loud?
我想做的只不过是去和几个女孩一起 All I wanna do is have dinner and laughs with a couple girls.
好好的吃吃饭，聊聊天什么的 Can't you go out yourself? Why do you have to have me?
那你不能自己去吗？为什么一定要带上我呢？
可我总是要回家的 I may wanna come back to the apartment.
如果当我走进屋子的时候看见你在那擦玻璃， If we walk in and find you washing the windows, it puts a damper on things.
那会非常扫兴的
我可以吃片安眠药去睡觉 - I'll take a pill and go to sleep. - Why take a pill when you can take a girl?
为什么当你能得到一个女孩的时候你还要吃安眠药呢？
因为我会内疚，很抱歉，这就是原因 It'd make me feel guilty. I'm sorry, but that's why.
也许这对你来说没有什么， If it doesn't make sense to you, it's the way I feel.
但我的心里会过意不去的
你打的很好，继续 Go ahead and shoot.
换句话说，我又能去找谁呢？ Who would I call? I don't even know any single girls.
我根本不认识单身的女性
这个交给我来办 Leave that to me. Two sisters live in our building, English girls.
咱们那栋楼里就住着一对姐妹...英国女孩
一个是寡妇，另外一个已经离婚了 One is a widow, the other is a divorc茅e. They're a barrel of laughs.
她们两个都很爱笑 How do you know?
你怎么知道的？ I was trapped in the elevator with them last week. Please, Felix. Please just say yes.
我上个礼拜在电梯里面认识的她们
拜托，菲力克斯 你就答应了吧
只要你答应了，我现在立刻就给她们打电话 I can call them now. Please say yes for my sake.
如果你真的那么想的话，我答应你... If it means that much to you...
太棒了 这才是我要的菲力克斯 Attababy. That's the Felix I've been waiting for.
等等 她们长的怎么样？ - Wait. What do they look like? - Don't worry, yours is very pretty.
别担心 归你的那个很漂亮
对不起请让一下 Excuse me.
已经谈好了，明天晚上7:30 We're all set, 7:30 tomorrow night.
我的是哪一个？ - Which one do I get? - The divorc茅e.
那个离婚的 - Why do I get the divorc茅e? - You want the widow?
为什么要给我那个离婚的？
我无所谓，你想要那个寡妇？ I don't want the widow. I don't want the divorc茅e. I'm doing this for you.
我也不想要那个寡妇，可我也不想要那个离婚的
我这么做只是为了你 Take whoever you want. When they walk in, point to your choice.
你可以随便挑一个你喜欢的
明天她们来的时候，你指给我看就可以了
我只是为了能得到些快乐 I just wanna get some laughs.
她们多大了，我是说年龄，30，35，还是更老？ What are they, old? I mean, you know, how? Thirty? Thirty-five? Older?
你脑子又出什么问题了？ What's the matter with you? They're young kids.
她们很年轻，她们是很年轻的女孩 Where'd you say you met them? Did they wanna meet me?
你约她们在哪里见面？她们也想要见我吗？
记住不要突然喊她们其中一个人弗朗西丝！ Don't forget and suddenly call one of them Frances.
她们是格温多琳和塞西莉！ It's Gwendolyn and Cecily.
不是弗朗西丝！ No Frances. Gwendolyn and Cecily.
是格温多琳和塞西莉！
“支配，不列颠，不列颠啊，支配着那波浪” Rule, Britannia Britannia, rule the waves
万一我的孩子们看见我怎么办？ Supposing my kids see me?
要是他们看见我和别的女人一起去酒吧怎么办 I'm going to nightclubs with foreign girls. I got two American kids to support.
我还有两个孩子要抚养呢啊
我们明天去哪吃晚饭？ - Where are we gonna have dinner? - What?
什么？ Where are we gonna have dinner?
我们明天去哪吃晚饭？ Anywhe... Anywhere you say. Chinese, Italian...
随便...随便...
随便你说 中式的，意大利式的... You mean a restaurant? It will cost a fortune.
你是说去饭店？那会花掉很多钱的
我们可以少去几次洗衣店 We'll cut down on laundry. We don't wear socks on Thursdays.
我们星期四的时候可以不穿袜子
我们不能去饭店 我们就在这里吃 - We can't afford restaurants. We'll eat here. - Here?
这里？
我来做饭 这样我们能省下来三十到四十美元 I'm gonna cook. We'll save 30, 40 dollars.
那还叫约会吗？ What kind of a double date is that? You'll be in the kitchen all night.
而且那样你会在厨房里面待一晚上的！
不，我不会的，我会在下午就把饭做好了 No, I won't. I put it up in the afternoon.
只要我把马铃薯准备好了， Once I get my potatoes in, I got all the time in the world.
别的东西我都能很快做好
噢，菲力克斯你这到底是发什么疯啊？ What happened to the whole new Felix?
你在给谁打电话？ Who are you calling?
弗朗西丝 我想问她肉糜卷的做法 Frances. I wanna get her recipe for meat loaf.
那些女孩们一定会爱吃的 The girls will be crazy about it.
我想要新鲜的 - I'd like fresh ground. - That's fresh.
那就是新鲜的 That's not fresh. That's packaged. I want fresh.
这不是，这是被包装起来的，我要新鲜的
要多少？ - How much? - Four pounds exactly.
要四磅，不多不少
你能帮我看看这个熟了吗？ Is that one ripe?
今天还不行，要过几天才能熟 Not for tonight. Couple of days.
谢谢你 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
嗨 漂亮 Hey. Beautiful.
太漂亮了！ Beautiful.
我回来了，亲爱的！ I'm home, dear.
厨房里好象有些很香的东西 Mm. Something wonderful is going on in that kitchen.
不，不是好象，这是毫无疑问的， No, sir, no doubt about it, I am the luckiest man on earth.
我是这个世界上最幸福的男人
菲力克斯...菲力克斯 Felix? Felix. Felix, listen. I got the wine. B芒tard-Montrachet, six and a quarter.
菲力克斯，听着 我买了瓶酒
勃良第葡萄酒，6.25美元一瓶
你不会介意的，对吗，伙计？ You don't mind, do you, pussycat? We can walk to work this week.
我们这个星期可以走路去上班的，哈哈！
真不是吹的，菲力克斯，你弄的太棒了 No kidding, Felix. You did a great job.
我有个小小的提议... One little suggestion. Let's come down a little bit with the lights...
让我们把灯关上
只留下微弱的烛光再配上轻快的音乐，怎么样？ ...and up very softly with the music, huh?
嗨，你觉得用莫扎特的音乐来搭配你的肉糜卷怎么样？ Hey, do you think Mozart goes good with meat loaf?
怎么了？菲力克斯，出什么事了 Huh?
我从你的表情看出来一定出了什么事 What's the matter, Felix? Something's wrong. I can tell from your conversation.
好了，菲力克斯，到底怎么了，发生什么事了 All right, Felix. What is it? What is it?
发生什么事了？ What is it?
让我来告诉你吧，你知道现在几点了吗 Let's start with what time you think it is.
几点了？我不知道...7:30吗？ What time? I don't know, 7:30?
7:30？已经快到8:00了 Seven-thirty? Try 8:00.
好吧，就算现在是8:00了 这又怎么样呢？ All right, so it's 8:00. So?
可你说过你会在7:00回来 - So you said you'd be home at 7. - Is that what I said?
我那样说过吗？ "I'll be home at 7" is what you said.
“我会在7:00回来”这就是你说的
好吧，我说了我会在7:00回来，而现在已经8:00了 So I said I'd be home at 7 and it's 8. So, what's the problem?
可这又怎么样呢？
如果你知道你会回来晚， So if you knew you were gonna be late, why didn't you call me?
那为什么不给我打个电话说一声呢？
我不能打给你 我很忙 Huh?
忙的连打个电话的时间都没有吗？你在哪里？ - I couldn't call you. I was busy. - Too busy to phone? Where were you?
我在办公室工作啊 - I was in the office. - In the office?
在办公室里工作吗？ - Yes, working. - I called your office at 7:00. You were gone.
我7:00的时候给你办公室打电话 那时你已经走了
我回家要用一个小时啊 It took me an hour to get home. I couldn't get a cab.
我又没钱去坐出租车
什么时候出租车开始从你们那条路走了？ Since when do they have cabs in Hannigan's Bar?
嗨，等等，你到底想要说什么？ Hey, wait a minute.
我觉得我需要把这些都记下来 I wanna get this down on a tape recorder because nobody's gonna believe me.
因为已经没人相信我所说的话了
你是想说每次我回来晚了都要给你打电话吗？ Now I gotta call you if I'm coming home late for dinner?
不是每次... Not any dinner...
我只是说这一次 ...just the ones that I've been slaving over since 5:00 this afternoon...
为了给你省钱 ...to help save you money to pay your wife's alimony.
为了让你有钱去付抚养费
我从下午五点开始就在厨房里不停的干活的这一次
菲力克斯，我们已经没有时间了 Felix, this is no time to have a domestic quarrel.
我们已经没有时间在这里吵了
我们约的那两个女孩就要来了 We got two girls coming down here any minute.
你是说你告诉她们8:00过来？ You mean you told them to be here at 8:00?
我不记得我说的是几点了 I don't remember what I said, 7:30, 8:00. What the hell difference does it make?
7:30，8:00...这有什么区别吗？
让我来告诉你这有什么区别！ I'll tell you what difference it makes. You told me they were gonna be here at 7:30.
你告诉我她们会在7:30来
而你会在7:00回来， You were gonna be here at 7:00, help me with the hors d'oeuvres...
和我一起做些开胃用的食物，
然后她们在7:30来到， ...then at 7:30 they get here and we have cocktails.
我们先喝着鸡尾酒
8:00的时候我们正式开始吃饭 At 8:00 we're gonna eat dinner.
好了，现在已经8:00了，而我的饭也做好了 Well, it's now 8:00, and my dinner's finished. The meat loaf is done.
肉糜卷也做好了！
如果我们不在十五秒内把它们吃光的话， Now if we don't eat within 15 seconds, the whole damn thing will be dried out!
它们全部都要干掉了！
上帝保佑我吧 God help me.
他会保佑你的！ Never mind helping you. Tell him to save my meat loaf.
但别忘了让他也保佑我的那些肉糜卷！
你没办法让它们保持现在的样子吗？ Can't you keep it warm?
你以为我是什么...魔法厨师吗？ What do you think I am, the magic chef? I'm lucky I got it to come out at 8:00...
幸好我在8:00才把它们做好...
我现在该怎么办啊？ - What am I gonna do? - I don't know. Keep pouring gravy on it.
我不知道，你可以不停得把肉汁淋在上面
什么肉汁？ - What gravy? - Don't you have any gravy?
你没有肉汁吗？ Where am I gonna get gravy at 8:00?
你让我在8:00去哪找肉汁？ I don't know. I thought it comes when you cook the meat.
我不知道
我以为你做肉的时候就有肉汁了呢 "Comes when you cook the..."
当你做肉的时候... You don't know what you're talking about.
你根本不知道你在说什么
你什么都不知道，肉汁是需要你去做出来的 You just don't know. You've gotta make gravy. It doesn't come.
不是它自己跑出来的！ Well, you asked my advice, so...
好了，是你要问我的意见的，所以... Your advice? You didn't even know where this kitchen was till I showed it to you!
你的意见？
在我告诉你厨房是干什么的之前你什么都不知道
你是想和我说话吗，伙计，把勺子拿开好吗 You wanna talk to me, buddy, put down that spoon.
勺子，你这个文盲！ Spoon! Heh. You dumb ignoramus!
这是个杓子！ That is a ladle!
你连这是个杓子都不知道！ You did not know that's a ladle!
控制一下你自己 - Get ahold of yourself. - You think it's so easy? Go ahead.
你认为这很容易吗？那你来啊
厨房是你的，全部东西都是你的 The kitchen's yours, all yours.
那你来在半个小时里面做出够四个人吃的肉糜卷来啊 You go make a meat loaf for four people that come a half hour late. Go on.
听我说，我并不想因为肉汁和你吵架 Listen to me. I'm arguing with him over gravy.
她们来了...我们的客人来了 They're here, the dinner guests.
我去拿个锯子来切那些肉糜卷 I'll get a saw and cut the meat. Listen, I wanna tell you something.
听着！我要告诉你，奥斯卡
我不会对今天的晚餐负责的 I'm not gonna take the blame for this dinner.
谁让你负责了？是谁在为这次晚餐担心啊？ Who even cares about the dinner?
我担心！我为我今晚做的一切感到自豪 I care! I take pride in what I do.
你一定要告诉她们今天晚上这些都是谁做的 You're gonna explain to them what happened.
可以 但你必须在8:00时候给我们照张相 Okay. You can take a picture of me coming in at 8:00.
现在你给我把那笨拙的围裙脱掉 Now take off that stupid apron because I'm opening the door.
因为我要去开门了 I wanna get one thing straight. This is the last time I cook anything for you.
这是我最后一次给你做饭吃
你这种人根本不会为别人给你准备丰盛的食物表示感激， People like you don't appreciate a decent meal, and that's why they have TV dinners.
所以你们只配去吃速食品
你说够了吗？ - Are you through? - Yeah, I'm through.
是的 Then smile.
那你现在给我笑
嗨 Hi there. Ha, ha.
嗨 - Hello. - Hello.
但愿我们没有迟到 - I do hope we're not late. - No, not at all. You timed it perfectly.
当然没有了，你们非常准时！
非常准时！快请进吧 Perfectly. Come on in. Ha, ha.
噢，你真是可爱 Oh, isn't this lovely?
谢谢 非常感谢 Thank you. Thank you very much.
噢，菲力克斯，让我来为你介绍一下 Felix, I'd like you to meet two elevator acquaintances of mine.
我在电梯上认识的两个朋友...
格温多琳和塞西莉 Gwendolyn and Cecily.
不对，是塞西莉和格温多琳 No, Cecily and Gwendolyn.
噢，非常抱歉！ Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Cecily and Gwendolyn.
塞西莉和格温多琳 - Don't tell me. Uh, Robin? No. - No.
别告诉我...罗宾？不是
卡迪诺？ - Cardinal? - No, wrong both times. It's Pigeon.
不对 两次都错了 是皮金 - Pigeon. Yes. Ha, ha. - Yes. Ha, ha.
皮金 噢 是的
塞西莉和格温多琳·皮金 Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon.
皮金姐妹 Ha, ha. The Pigeon sisters.
我们在切尔西的时候 Or as our friends in Chelsea used to call us, the Coo-Coo Pigeon sisters.
朋友们都叫我们疯狂的皮金姐妹
我喜欢这个叫法 - Silly. - I like that.
是吗？谢谢你 Thank you.
女士们，让我来为你们介绍 Girls, I'd like you to meet my roommate and our chef for the evening, Mr. Felix Ungar.
我的室友兼今晚的厨师，
菲力克斯·恩格先生 - How do you do? - How do you do?
你好
看吧，我说过她们很漂亮的 Well, we did that beautifully.
让我们过去坐下聊怎么样， Shall we sit down, make ourselves comfortable?
那样我们会更舒适一些的 - Yes, I'd love to. Oh, this is so nice. - Wonderful.
当然了，这个提议非常棒
很香 Perfume.
我们能坐在这里吗？ Look. Shall I sit here?
当然，当然，你们想坐哪就坐哪 - Sure, sure. Anyplace you like. - I'll sit next to you.
随便什么地方都行
不过最好不要坐在吃的东西上面 Don't sit on the hors d'oeuvres.
Oh.
Well... Oh.
这里真棒啊，你说呢，格温？ - Well, this is ever so nice, isn't it, Gwen? - Yes. Yes, it is. Yes.
是的 没错，这里很棒，是的
比我们家还要整洁干净 And it's so much neater than our flat. Do you have help?
你们是不是找人来帮忙打扫房间呢？
是的 我找了一个男的每天晚上来做家务 - Yes, I have a man who comes in every night. - Oh.
真的吗，那你真是太幸福了！ - Oh. - Oh, ha, ha. Well, aren't you the lucky one?
是啊，你说的很对 - Boy, this is really nice. - Yes.
你们知道吗，我一直到了昨天才告诉菲力克斯 You know, I was telling Felix only yesterday how we happened to meet.
我们是怎么认识的
谁是菲力克斯？ - Oh. - Oh. Who's Felix?
他就是 - He is. - Oh, yes, of course.
噢，是的，当然了 I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
你知道吗，类似的事今天又发生在我们身上了 - It happened to us again this morning. - What did?
什么事？ - Stuck in the lift again. - No kidding. Just the two of you?
被困在电梯里啊
不是在开玩笑吧！就你们两个人吗？ And poor Mr. Kessler from the third floor. We were in there nearly half an hour.
还有从3楼上电梯的可怜的凯斯勒先生
我们被困在里面接近半个钟头
是真的吗？那有没有出什么事？ - Is that right? - Mm.
噢，没有什么事，我只是有点害怕 Well, what happened?
- Oh, nothing much, I'm afraid. - Ha, ha.
噢，老实说 Oh, honestly.
噢，格温 Oh, Gwen.
你失态了 - You're terrible. - I know.
我知道
这里真是太棒了 - Boy, this is really nice. - Yes.
比我们住的地方凉快很多 - And ever so much cooler than our place. - Oh, yes.
噢，是的 - Cooler? - Yes.
我们那里在这栋大楼里的位置 Oh, it's like equatorial Africa on our side of the building.
就像是非洲的赤道地区
是啊，昨天晚上真是太糟糕了， Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in nature's own...
格温和我，我们两个就睡在地上，
把冰箱的门打开来降温 ...cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?
你们能想象那是种什么样的情景吗？
当然，因为我也曾经这么做过 - Well, I'm working on it. Ha, ha. - Honestly. Ha-ha-ha.
真的吗！ - Honestly. Ha, ha. - Ha-ha-ha.
真的吗！
但是，但是... Well, no. No, actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep.
在那样的夜里真的是让人很难入睡
塞西和我真的不知道该怎么办了 Cece and I don't know what to do about it.
你们为什么不开空调呢？ - Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner? - We haven't got one.
我们没有空调 - I know, but we have. Ha-ha-ha. - Oh, you.
哦，是吗，不过我们有啊
噢，你们有！ Ooh, I told about that one, didn't I?
看吧，我说过他们一定有的吧，我说的没错吧？
电视上说星期五会下雨的 Yeah, they say it may rain Friday.
噢，是吗？ Oh?
那样温度应该会降低一点吧 Well, that should cool things off a bit.
是的 不过我们也不用这么惊讶 Yes, I wouldn't be surprised.
有时候下过雨之后天气会变的更热的 - Though, sometimes it gets hotter after it rains. - Yes, it does, doesn't it?
是吗，真的是这样吗？ - Yes. Sometimes it gets a little hotter. - Yes, it can do.
是的，有时候下了雨之后确实会变热
是的，会变热... - Mm-hm, mm-hm. Mm-hm.
该吃饭了 Um...
不，现在还没到吃饭的时间 - Dinner's served. - No, it isn't.
不，已经到了吃饭的时间了 - Yes, it is. - I'm sure the girls would like...
不，我想女士们在吃饭前一定想要先喝些鸡尾酒 ...to have a cocktail first, wouldn't you?
女士们，你们说对吗？ - Ooh. Well, I wouldn't put up a struggle. - There you are. What would you like?
当然了，我很想先喝点酒
如你所愿，你们要喝些什么？
我不知道 你们有什么呢？ I don't really know. What have you got?
肉糜卷 - Meat loaf. - Oh.
她是说喝的东西 She means to drink.
我们什么都有，就算是我们没有的， We have everything, and what we don't have, I mix in the medicine cabinet.
我也能用医药箱里的东西自己做出来
说吧，到底想要喝什么呢？ - What will it be? - Oh. Um...
噢...我要伏特加
噢，亲爱的，别 别在吃饭前喝那个 - A double vodka. - Oh, darling, please. Not before dinner. Please.
我的姐姐她...老实说， Oh, my sister, honestly, she watches over me like a mother hen. Ha, ha.
她总是像一个鸡妈妈那样看着我
那我就要一小杯伏特加吧 - Make it a small double vodka. - Ha, ha.
小杯的伏特加... Small double vodka. And for the beautiful mother hen?
我们美丽的鸡妈妈要什么呢？
Ooh. Um... Ooh. Um...
恩，我想要喝些冰的东西 Well, I think I'd like something cool. Um...
恩...什么呢... 我知道了，我知道了 What...? I know. I would like a double Drambuie with crushed ice.
我想要一杯苏格兰威士忌加冰...
当然了，除非... Unless, of course, you haven't got the crushed ice.
除非你们没有碎冰的话
放心吧，我有个大锤子 I was up all night with a sledgehammer.
我一会就回来 I shall return.
对不起我离开一下... Uh, excuse... Oscar?
奥斯卡？
你要去哪？ - Where you going? - To get the refreshments.
去弄喝的啊 - Inside? What am I gonna do? - You can finish the weather report.
到厨房里面去？那我去哪啊？
你可以继续你做你的天气预报
别忘了看着我的肉糜卷 Don't forget to look at my meat loaf.
Well...
奥斯卡和我说你们两个是姐妹 Oscar tells me you're sisters.
是的，他说的没错 - Yes, that's right. - From England.
是从英格兰来的
是的，是的，没错 Yes, yes, that's right.
我知道了 I see.
不过我们不是兄弟 We're not brothers.
是的，我们知道 Yes, we know.
噢，是吗... Yes.
不过我真的是个弟弟 - Although I am a brother. - Oh?
我有个哥哥，他是个医生 Oh, yeah. I have a brother. He's a doctor.
他就住在布法罗，在纽约的北边 Lives in Buffalo. That's upstate New York.
是的 我们知道 - Yes. We know. - You know my brother?
你们认识我的哥哥？ No. No, we know that Buffalo is upstate in New York.
不！不是，我们的意思是说...
我们知道布法罗在纽约的北边
谢谢你 Oh.
我们曾经在那里住过 你在那住过吗？ - Here. - Thank you.
- We've been there. - Oh.
没有 那里怎么样？ Have you?
那里非常的漂亮 - No. Is it nice? - Oh, it's lovely.
噢，那真是太有趣了 Oh, isn't that interesting?
我真笨 - Oh. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha.
谢谢你 Silly me. Thank you.
你们两个来美国有多久了 How long have you two been in, uh, the United States of America?
噢，是四年吗？ 是四年 - Oh. Um, four? Four. - Four.
差不多有四年了 Yes, almost four years now.
只是来这儿旅游的吗？ - Just visiting? - No, no, no. We live here.
不，不，不 我们是来这定居的
那你们也在这里工作咯，是啊？ Do you work here too?
哦，是的，当然了，我们在一家健身俱乐部工作 - Yes, yes. - Oh.
为顾客做私人秘书 Yes, we're secretaries for a health club.
顾客告诉我们他们的身体情况， People bring us their bodies, and we do wonderful things with them.
我们来为他们挑选最适合他们的健身方式
当然了，如果你有兴趣的话， Actually, if you're interested, we could get you 10 percent off.
我们可以给你减去10%
我们说的可是价格，不是体重哦 Off the price, not off your body.
我实在是忍不住想笑 - Silly thing. Ha-ha-ha. - I couldn't help it. Ha-ha-ha.
奥斯卡！ Oscar! Where's the drinks? Huh?
喝的呢，还没好吗？恩？
冒昧的问一下 And what field of endeavor are you engaged in?
你在哪里高就呢？
噢，我为电视台写新闻稿 I write the news for television.
听起来很有意思 - Oh. - Oh, fascinating. Mm.
那你的灵感都从哪来呢？ Where do you get your ideas from?
从，从，从... From, uh...
从新闻里来啊 ...the news.
噢，是啊，当然了，我真笨 - Oh. - Oh, yes, of course. Silly me.
恩，也许你可以把我和格温写进你的新闻里 Well, maybe you can mention Gwen and I in one of your news reports. Ha, ha.
当然了，如果你们做些特别的事情的话 Well, you do something spectacular, maybe I will.
或许我会考虑一下的 Oh. Ha, ha.
我们做过很特别的事情， We've done spectacular things, but I don't think we want it spread all over the telly, do you?
但是我想我们不愿意把它公开
你说对吗，格温？ Oh, no. Oh, no.
当然不行了 - Could you imagine? - Yes.
你能想象出后果吗？
奥斯卡！ Oscar!
这个屋子太大了， This apartment is so big, sometimes you have to holler.
所以你经常需要很大声的去喊 - Oh, ha, ha. - Ah, yes. Well, just you two baches live here?
就你们两个单身的家伙住在这吗？
恩，单身？ Uh, baches?
噢，你的意思是说...单身汉？ Oh, you mean bach...? Bachelors? Oh, we're not bachelors. We're divorced.
我们不是单身汉
我们只是离过婚了
奥斯卡离过婚， That is, Oscar's divorced, and I'm getting, uh...
我也是，我也离婚了...
噢，这个世界多小啊！ - Oh. - Oh, small world.
就像人们常说的那样，我们两个 也已经摆脱了那种束缚的生活了 We've cut the dinghy loose too, as they say. Ha, ha.
我想你一定再也找不到比我们更完美的四人组合了 Well, you couldn't have a better matched foursome, could you?
你能找到吗？
我想不能 I suppose not.
虽然理论上说我是个寡妇 Although, technically I am a widow.
但其实我已经和我丈夫离婚了， I was divorcing my husband...
只不过在离婚协议书批之前他就死了 ...but he died before the final papers came through.
Oh.
噢，对此我感到很抱歉 Oh, I'm awfully sorry. Divorce is a terrible thing, isn't it?
离婚是件很糟糕的事，对吗？
噢，那当然是了 Oh, it can be if you haven't got the right solicitor.
如果你找不到一个好的律师的话
她说的是真的 Now, that's true.
有时候拖上好几个月都离不了 Sometimes it can drag out for months.
不过我很幸运，一下子就离婚了，我自由了 I was lucky. Snip, cut, and I was free.
哦，不过既然事已至此 Oh, but of course, that's all water under the bridge now, isn't it?
我们就不要再提它了，对吗？
Um... Uh...
真的很抱歉 I'm terribly sorry. I think I've forgotten your name.
我想我又把你的名字忘了
菲力克斯 - Felix. - Yes, of course. Felix.
哦，是的 菲力克斯 - Like the cat. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.
就像猫的名字
是啊，很像猫 Cat. Ha, ha.
噢，看来皮金姐妹需要提防那只小猫了 Oh, well, the Pigeons will have to beware of the cat, won't they?
你说对吗？塞西 - Woo-hoo. - That's terrible. Quit it.
这玩笑太恶劣了，别说了！
看这个 Ha, ha. Here.
他们是因为婚姻的破裂受到伤害最大的 That's the worst part about breaking up.
- Oh. - Oh.
多么可爱的童年啊，这是你吗？ Childhood sweethearts, were you?
不，这是我的儿子和我的女儿 No. That's my little boy and girl. He's 7, and she's 5.
男的七岁 女的五岁
噢，真可爱 - Oh, sweet. - Oh, sweet. Oh.
他们现在和他们的妈妈住在一起 They live with their mother.
我猜你一定很想他们 Oh. I imagine you must miss them terribly.
噢，我离开他们根本没法活 I can't stand being away from them, but that's what happens with divorce.
但是离婚了就是这样，没办法
那你什么时候去看他们呢？ - When do you get to see them? - Every night.
每天晚上都去 I drop by on the way home, and I take them on weekends.
下班回家的路上顺便过去，
周末我还会把他们接出来， - And I get them on holidays, July and August. - Oh.
假期也会，七月啊，八月啊，都会去接他们过来
那你什么时候想他们呢？ - Well, when is it that you miss them? - Whenever I'm not there.
只要他们一不在我身边我就想 If they didn't have to go to school so early, I'd make them breakfast.
如果他们上学比较晚呢，
我就会起来的很早，给他们做早餐
他们喜欢吃我做的法式面包 - They love my French toast. - Oh. Well, you certainly are a devoted father.
噢，你真是个伟大的父亲
噢，弗朗西丝才是最伟大的 - It's Frances who's the wonderful one. - She's the little girl?
你说那个小女孩吗？ - No, she's the mother, my wife. - What, the one you're divorcing?
不，我是说她们的妈妈，我以前的妻子
噢，你是说和你离婚的那个女人？ Yeah. She's done a terrific job in bringing them up.
是的，她现在一个人非常的辛苦
要自己把他们两个养大 They always look so nice, so polite. Speak beautifully. Never "yeah," always "yes."
他们总是这么听话，这么有礼貌，
他们说话非常好听
从来不说“是”，而是说“是的” - Oh, isn't that lovely? - Such good kids.
是不是很可爱啊？
这都是她的功劳 And she's done it all. She's...
她是...她是一个伟大的女性 She's a wonderful woman. She's the kind of a woman who...
她是...
我这是干什么啊？ What am I doing? You're not interested in any of this.
你们不会对这些感兴趣的
为什么这么说啊！ Why, nonsense.
你有权利自豪 You've a right to be proud.
你有两个漂亮的孩子 You have two beautiful children and a wonderful ex-wife.
还有一个伟大的妻子
这就是弗朗西丝，你们看 Here's Frances. See?
她真漂亮！ - Oh. Oh, she is pretty. - Yeah.
是的 - Isn't she pretty, Cecy? - Oh, yes. Pretty, pretty girl.
她不漂亮吗，塞西？
噢，不 很漂亮，非常漂亮的女人
她是很漂亮的 看看这个，是不是也很棒？ - She is pretty. Here, isn't that nice? - Very pretty.
这张照片里面一个人也没有啊 There's no one in the picture.
我知道，这是我们的家 - That's a picture of our living room. - Ah.
我们有个很漂亮的家 - We had a beautiful apartment. - Oh, it is. It's pretty. It's very pretty.
噢，是的 很漂亮
非常漂亮 Those are lovely lamps.
这些灯真可爱 Oh, thank you. We got those in Mexico...
谢谢你
这些是我们在墨西哥照的...
我们那时去那里度蜜月 ...on our honeymoon.
我以前每天一到了晚上就盼望着回家 Gee, I used to love to come home at night.
那就是我的整个生命... That was my whole life.
我的妻子我的孩子还有我的家 My wife and my kids and my apartment.
好了... Well...
那些灯现在还在她那吗？ Does she have the lamps now too?
是的 Oh, yes. Sure.
我把所有的东西都给了她... I gave her everything.
孩子... My children...
灯 ...and the lamps.
抱歉 你们能原谅我吗？ I'm sorry. Will you forgive me? I didn't mean to get emotional.
我不该这么情绪化的
你们要吃薯片吗？ Would you like some potato chips?
噢，别这样 Oh, please.
别，你不用这么害羞的 Please, you mustn't be ashamed.
我想，这一定是非常难得的 No, I think... I think it's a rare quality in a man to be able to cry.
让一个男人有勇气去哭出来 So do I.
我也这么想 I think it's sweet. Terribly, terribly sweet.
我觉得他太可爱了...
非常，非常的可爱
对不起，我刚刚做了坏事了 Please, because you're just making it worse.
不，这怎么会呢，我们真是太感动了 No. No, it's so refreshing to hear a man speak so highly of the woman he's divorcing.
听到一个男人对和他离婚的妻子有这么高的评价
噢，亲爱的 Oh. Oh, dear.
你让我想起了可怜的悉尼 Now you've got me thinking about poor Sydney.
噢，格温，别 Oh, Gwen, please.
那开始的时候真的是一段非常好的婚姻 No. Well, it was a good marriage at first, wasn't it?
你说是吗？ Yes.
是的 Everybody said so, didn't they?
所有的人都这么觉得 对吗？
不像你和乔治的婚姻那样 Not like you and George.
是的，你说的没错 No, that's right.
乔治和我在一起就从来没有开心过... George and I were never happy.
还不如自己一个人过孤独的生活呢 Not for one single, solitary day.
这真是太荒谬了 - This is ridiculous. - I don't know what brought this on.
我不知道为什么会这样
几分钟前我们都还好好的呢 I was feeling so good a few minutes ago.
我自从14岁之后还从来没有哭过呢 I haven't cried since I was 14.
大家聊的开心吗？ Is everybody happy?
发生什么事了？ - What the hell happened? - Nothing, nothing.
没事，没事 Nothing? I'm gone three minutes, and I walk into a funeral parlor.
没事？我只离开了几分钟，
但现在我感觉自己像是走进了殡仪馆
你和他们说了些什么？ - What'd you say to them? - I didn't say anything. Don't start in on me.
我什么都没说，你为什么老是先来问我
我5秒钟不管你都不行 I can't leave you alone for five seconds.
你要哭就到厨房里面去哭 If you really wanna cry, go in the kitchen and look at your meat loaf.
顺便看着你的肉糜卷 Well, why didn't you call me?
好了吗？你为什么不叫我？
女士们，我真是非常抱歉... Girls, I'm terribly sorry. Really, I am. I forgot to warn you about Felix.
真的很抱歉
我忘记告诉你们了
菲力克斯他总是这样，就像是在演肥皂剧一样！ He's a walking soap opera. Ha, ha.
我觉得他是我所见过的人当中 I think he's the dearest thing I've ever met.
最可爱的一个
他是这么的感性， He's so sensitive, so fragile.
这么的脆弱 I just want to bundle him up in my arms and take care of him.
我真想把他抱在我的怀里
好好的照顾他
我想当他从厨房里面出来的时候 I think when he comes out of that kitchen, you may have to.
你就可以抱他了
我看我们还是吃牛肉三明治吧 We better get some corned-beef sandwiches.
不，等等，菲力克斯 No, wait, Felix.
或许我们还能把它弄好呢 Maybe we can salvage it.
是啊，让我们看看 - What? - Yeah, let's see it.
看？看什么？看价值四块八美元的灰烬吗 See it? See what? Four dollars and eighty cents' worth of ashes?
我真想把他们扔进焚化炉里去烧， I'd throw it down the incinerator, but it won't burn twice.
不过他们已经不能再烧第二次了 Oh.
我 我 我突然有了一个很好的主意 I've got a wonderful idea.
我们为什么不去我们那里吃饭呢？ - Why don't we eat up at our place? - That's a wonderful idea.
真是个好主意！ - Yes, if you don't mind taking potluck. - I'm crazy about potluck.
当然了，如果你们不介意吃家常便饭的话
我最喜欢吃的就是家常便饭！ It's awfully hot up there. You'll have to take off your jackets.
当然了，我们那里很热
你们需要把外套脱掉 We can always open up a refrigerator.
我们可以把冰箱打开来降温啊！ Give us five minutes to get into our cooking things.
给我们五分钟，让我们把做饭的衣服穿上
五分钟？ Five minutes? Can't you make it four? I'm starving to death.
你们能不能在四分钟之内搞定，我快饿死了
别忘了带酒 - Oh. Don't forget the wine. - How could I forget the wine?
我怎么会忘记带酒呢？ - And a corkscrew. - Corkscrew.
还有菲力克斯 - And Felix. - No, I won't forget Felix.
当然了，我也不会忘记菲力克斯的 Ta-ta.
你张开了你那可爱的嘴唇，回头见吧 Ah, you bet your sweet little crumpets, ta-ta.
菲力克斯，亲爱的，我爱你！ Felix, baby, I love you. Mwah.
你让我们等得好苦啊
等了足足一个晚上 You just overcooked us into one hell of a night.
你带上冰桶 我去拿酒 - Come on, get the ice bucket. I got the wine. - I'm not going.
我不去
我说我不去 - Huh? - I said, I'm not going.
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind?
你知道谁在等我们吗？ You know what's waiting for us up there?
你和我，我们两个 You've just been invited to spend the evening...
刚刚被邀请到一个有着两个卧室的公寓里去 ...in a two-bedroom hothouse with the Coo-Coo Pigeon sisters.
和疯狂的皮金姐妹一起
共度良宵 What do you mean you're not going?
你为什么要说你不去了呢？ I've nothing left to say to them. I already told them about my brother in Buffalo.
我已经没有想和她们说的了
我已经告诉她们我有个哥哥在布法罗了 - I've used up all my conversation. - Felix, Felix, they are crazy about you.
菲力克斯，她们已经开始为你着迷了
我告诉你啊，她们刚刚和我说 They're nuts about you. I'm telling you, they told me.
她们很想把你抱住 One of them wants to wrap you up and make a bundle out of you.
把你紧紧地抱在怀里 You're doing better than I am. Get the ice bucket.
你做的太棒了，比我做的好
你还不明白吗？ Don't you understand? I cried in front of two women.
我在两个女人面前哭了 And they loved it. I'm thinking of getting hysterical.
她们就喜欢你那样的
我想也许她们是歇斯底里的吧 - Come on, will you get the ice bucket? - Don't you see?
你真的不明白吗？ I'm still emotionally tied to Frances and the kids.
我的心还在弗朗西丝的身上
还在我的孩子们的身上 I don't wanna talk to you about it anymore. I'm gonna scrub the pots and wash my hair.
我要去洗碗了
还要去洗洗头发
你的碗和你的头发都可以等等再洗 Your pots and your hair can wait. You're coming upstairs with me.
你现在要做的就是和我一起上楼去
我不去 I'm not going.
你知道我们是去和那两个女孩干什么的吗？ What am I gonna do up there with two girls?
Felix. Felix, if I miss this opportunity, I'll never forgive you.
菲力克斯，如果我错过了这次机会，
我这辈子都不会原谅你的
你已经不用再为了改变自己做任何的努力了 You're not gonna make any effort to change?
你现在很完美了
现在的你就是最理想的你 This is the person you're gonna be until the day you die?
直到你死的那天都是？
我们就是我们 We are what we are.
这里是十二楼...不是十一楼！ It's 12 floors, not 11!
你好，这里是运动爱好者栏目 Hello, sports fans.
现在美国人中做投机买卖的人越来越多了 Well, speculation is running high among Yankee followers...
居然有人打算做这样的交易 ...as to the possibility of trading away the great right-hander, Hank Moonjean...
用世界上最棒的右手拳击手汉克·莫简
去换三个不知名的年轻的拳击手 ...for three unknown young players and an undetermined amount of cash.
外加一笔未知数额的巨额现金
莫简今年已经赢了十次了 Moonjean has racked up 10 wins against only three losses so far this year...
只输过三次，
顺便提一下，事实上交易双方的付出都很大 ...which is, incidentally, high for both leagues.
再来看一下这条新闻 It looks to this reporter that the Yankee office will be bombarded by many protests...
美国政府遭到社会各界的舆论攻击
我们两个还要像现在这样多久？ - How long is this gonna go on? - You talking to me?
你在和我说话吗？ - Yeah I'm talking to you. - What do you wanna know?
是的，我在和你说话
你想知道什么？ If you're gonna spend the rest of your life not talking to me.
我想知道是不是你不愿意
把你的业余时间中的一部分 And if you are, I'm gonna get a radio.
用来和我聊天
你昨天晚上有机会和我好好的聊天 You had your chance to talk last night.
我昨天恳求过你和我一起上楼去 I begged you to come upstairs with me.
给你 这是后门的钥匙 Here. Here's a key to the back door.
你现在穿过走廊到你的卧室里去 Now, you stick to the hallway and your room and you won't get hurt.
那样你就不会受伤了 - Meaning what? - Meaning that if you wanna live here...
你是什么意思？
如果你还想要住在这里的话， ...I don't wanna see you, I don't wanna hear you, I don't wanna smell your cooking.
不要让我看见你，
不要让我听见你的声音，
别让我闻到你做的饭的味道 Now, kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table.
现在快点把你的意大利细面条拿开
从我的扑克桌上拿开
这有什么好笑的？ - What the hell is so funny? - It's not spaghetti. It's linguine.
这不是意大利细面条 是意大利粗面条
现在，它是垃圾 Now it's garbage.
你是个疯子 You're crazy.
我是个神经病，但你却是个疯子 I'm a neurotic nut, but you're crazy.
这真是好笑啊 I'm crazy, huh? That's really funny coming from a fruitcake like you.
你这种人居然也能说出这种话
我不会去打扫它们的 - Uh-huh. I'm not cleaning that up. - Is that a promise?
这算是个许诺吗？ Did you hear what I said? I'm not cleaning that up.
你听懂我说的话了吗？
我不会去打扫它们的 That's your mess.
那是你弄脏的，看看吧 Look at it. Look at it. It's hanging all over the wall.
你把墙上弄的到处都是面条
我喜欢这样，怎么了 I like it.
你就让那些面条一直待在墙上吗 You'd just let it hang there, wouldn't you?
让它们一直在墙上 Just let it hang until it got all hard and brown and...
直到它们变硬，变黑，变的...
太恶心了 Yuck. It's disgusting.
好吧，还是我去打扫吧 - Well, I'm cleaning it. - Leave that alone. You leave that alone.
别动
你别动它们 You touch one strand of that linguine and I'm gonna punch you right in your sinuses.
你要是敢碰一根面条，
我一定会打你的
狠狠地打在你的肘弯 You better pull yourself... Hey, Oscar, come on, now.
嗨，奥斯卡，你来啊
现在，你听着， - Listen, why don't you just take a tranquilizer? - Go to your room.
你为什么不去服用一些镇静剂呢？
到你的房间去 - I said, go to your room. - Let's just all settle down, huh?
我说你给我到你的房间里面去
让我们都冷静点
我警告你，菲力克斯 I'm warning you, Felix. You wanna live through this night...
你要是今天晚上想要睡好的话， ...you'd better keep this door locked. And lock your windows too!
最好把门锁好咯
还有把你的窗户也给我锁好
好了，奥斯卡，我想知道到底发生了什么事 All right, Oscar, I'd like to know what's happened.
发生了什么事？ - What's happened? - Something made you go off the deep end.
有些事情让你变得暴躁
我想知道是什么事，是我说的或是我做的事吗？ Is it something I said or something I did?
不是你说的 Nothing you said, noth... Don't start me, Felix.
别再问我了，菲力克斯
是因为我做饭？我清洁？还是因为我哭？ Oscar, what is it? Is it the cooking or the cleaning? The crying?
好吧，我告诉你是什么吧 I'll tell you exactly what it is. It's the cooking, the cleaning, the crying.
就是因为你做饭，你清洁，你哭
你还在我睡觉的时候和我说话 It's the talking in your sleep.
你还在每天凌晨两点的时候 It's those moose calls that open your ears at 2:00 in the morning.
发出那种能把人吵醒的怪叫
我真的无法忍受了，菲力克斯 I can't take it anymore, Felix. I'm cracking up.
我快崩溃了
你做的所有事都让我不耐烦， Everything you do irritates me.
当你不在家的时候， And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me.
你打算要在回来的时候做的事也让我不耐烦
你还在我的枕头上放小纸条 You leave me little notes on my pillow.
我都告诉过你一百五十八次了 I've told you 158 times, I cannot stand little notes on my pillow.
我讨厌别人在我的枕头上留给我小纸条
“我们的玉米片吃完了.F.U.” "We are all out of cornflakes. F.U."
我用了三个小时的时间才弄明白 Took me three hours to figure out that F.U. Was Felix Ungar.
原来F.U.就是菲力克斯·恩格
这并不是你的错，菲力克斯 It's not your fault, Felix. It's a rotten combination, that's all.
这是多种因素共同造成的
是的，我能想象的到那个画面 Yeah. I get the picture.
可我还没有画呢啊 I haven't even painted the picture yet.
我在办公室里放了一张打字机打出来的表格 I got a typewritten list in my office...
上面记着你做的十件最让我郁闷的事 ...of the 10 most aggravating things you do that drive me berserk...
它们使我抓狂，
而昨天晚上它到达了极限 ...but last night was the topper.
噢，伙计，它到了极限 Oh, brother, that was the topper, that was the ever-loving lulu of all times.
那是多么好的一次机会啊
我把一切都安排好了 I had it set up with that English Betty Boop and her sister...
和那对英国姐妹一起
我们一边喝茶 ...and I wind up drinking tea all night and telling them your life story.
一边和她们说着你的故事 Don't blame me for that. I warned you not to make that date.
我警告过你不要定下那次约会
不要自己独断专行 Don't point that at me unless you intend to use it.
别用手指指着我
除非你真的很想那么做 Get off of my back, Oscar. Get off. Off.
别再讽刺我了，奥斯卡！
这算是什么？发脾气吗？ What's this, a display of temper?
我还见过你真生气呢 I haven't seen you angry since the day I dropped my cigar in your pancake batter.
自从那次我把烟头扔在你的烤饼上之后
就再也没有见过了
奥斯卡，你想要听的话 You're asking to hear something I don't wanna say.
我是不会说的，但是我说的话， But if I do say it, I think you ought to hear.
我觉得你最好听一听
好吧，把想说的都说出来吧 You got anything on your chest besides your chin, you better get it off.
把所有的不愉快都发泄出来吧 All right! Then you asked for it!
很好！这是你自己要求的！
你是个非常棒的伙计 奥斯卡 You're a wonderful guy, Oscar. You've done everything for me.
你做的所有事都是为了我 If it weren't for you, I don't know what would've happened.
如果不是你，
我还不知道会变成什么样子 You took me in, you gave me a place to live, you gave me something to live for.
你给了我地方住
你也给了我生活的希望 I'm never gonna forget you for that, Oscar.
因为这些，我永远都不会把你忘记，奥斯卡
你是我最好的朋友 You're tops with me.
我刚才是不是被数落了一番， If I've just been told off, I may have missed it.
发生了什么，我什么都不记的了
数落现在才刚要开始呢 It's coming.
你是这个世界上最懒的家伙之一 You're also one of the biggest slobs in the world.
我知道 - I see. - Totally unreliable...
你这人不可靠，不可信，还很不负责任 - Is that it? ...undependable and irresponsible.
接着说 我觉得你现在很激动 - Keep going, you're hot. - No, you've been told off. How do you like that?
不，我不激动，你只是在被数落而已
你感觉怎么样？ Good. Good.
很好，很好！ Because now...
因为现在...
我就要开始数落你了 ...I'm gonna tell you off.
在过去的六个月里， For six months, I've lived alone in this apartment.
我一直自己孤单的住在这个屋子里...
自己住在这有八个房间的大屋子里 All alone in eight big rooms.
我灰心，我沮丧，我感到厌烦 I was dejected, despondent and disgusted...
然后你搬了进来... ...and then you moved in, my closest and dearest friend.
我最好最亲密的朋友
在过去三个星期和你的共处中， And after three weeks of close personal contact...
我都快神经失常了 ...I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
菲力克斯，你能帮我一个忙吗？ Do me a favor, will you, Felix? Move into the kitchen.
到厨房里面去住吧 Live with your pots, your pans, your ladles, your meat thermometers.
和你的锅碗瓢盆住在一起，还有你的肉糜卷
但你想要出来的时候 When you wanna come out, just ring a bell and I'll run into the bedroom.
就按一下铃，我会快速的跑回我的房间的
我很诚恳的求你了，菲力克斯， I'm asking you nicely, Felix, as a friend.
如果是朋友的话，就不要管我了 Stay out of my way.
你可以穿上纸拖鞋走吗？那的地板我刚刚擦过 Walk on the paper. I washed the floor in there.
嗨，离我远点，奥斯卡 Hey, stay away from me, Oscar.
奥斯卡！奥斯卡，离我远点！ Hey, Oscar. Oscar, stay away from me. Oscar! Oscar, cut it out!
奥斯卡！
今天我一定要杀了你 This is the day I'm gonna kill you.
奥斯卡！ - Oscar! - I'm gonna kill you.
不！奥斯卡！ No! Oscar!
奥斯卡！ - Oscar. - I'm gonna kill you.
你要是打伤了我， You hit me, you've got yourself one sweet lawsuit, boy.
你一定会受到你自己良心上的审判的！
这些狗应该被拴起来 Those dogs should be on a leash.
奥斯卡，我们能好好的谈谈吗？ - Oscar, can I speak to you calmly? - First you'll bleed, then we'll talk.
除非你流血了，否则我们无话可说
我抓到你了，菲力克斯 I got you now. There's no place for you to go but down.
除了跳楼你现在已经无处可走了
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind? If you wanna fight, let's go to the living room.
你要是想打，我们可以回到客厅去打
我不想在我的客厅里再看到你 I don't want you in my living room. I don't want you in my bedroom, my bathroom...
我也不希望在厨房里看见你，
还有我的客厅，我的全部 ...my kitchen, my elevator, my hall or my building. I don't want you at all.
我在哪都不想看到你
什么？ - What? - It's over. The whole marriage.
这已经结束了，菲力克斯，婚姻已经结束了 We're getting an annulment.
我们的结婚证书已经无效了 Don't you understand? I don't wanna live with you anymore!
我不想再和你住在一起了！
你现在立刻收拾你的东西给我走开！ I want you to pack up your things, tie it up in Saran wrap and get out of here!
你真的想让我搬出去？ - You mean actually move out? - Actually, physically, immediately.
没错，现在，立即
你是说现在就搬？ - You mean move out this minute? - Yes, this minute.
是的，如果你能立刻就搬走 If you can do it sooner, I'd appreciate it.
我会非常感激你的
你知道吗，我其实倒是真的很想离开 You know, I've got a good mind to really leave.
为什么他听不见我的话呢？ Why doesn't he hear me?
我知道我在说话，我能听到自己的声音啊 I know I'm talking. I recognize my voice.
如果你真的要让我走，那我现在就走 - Because if you really want me to go, I'll go. - Then go!
那你就走吧！
我想让你走，你快点走啊！ I want you to go, so go! When are you going?
你什么时候走啊？
你真是很急啊 You're in a bigger hurry than Frances was.
比弗朗西丝还急
那她给了你多少时间，我就给你多少时间 Take as much time as she gave you. I want you to follow your usual routine.
我希望你能按照你的惯例来
换句话说，你是在撵我走咯 - In other words, you're throwing me out. - Not in other words, those are the perfect ones!
不用换句话说
我就是这个意思！
好吧，我只是想留下些东西 All right. I just wanted to get the record straight.
把它留在你的心里 - Let it be on your conscience. - Let what be on my conscience?
把什么留在我的心里？
我真的很希望能够待在这里 I'm perfectly willing to stay here and clear the air of our differences, but you refuse, right?
和你澄清我们之间的误会
但是你拒绝了，对吗？ Right. I'm tired of you clearing the air.
是的，我已经厌倦了去听你的解释了
所以我才想让你离开 - That's why I want you to leave. - Good.
记住，我要是出了什么事，都是你的责任 But remember, what happens to me is your responsibility.
把它记在你的脑子里吧 - Let it be on your head. - Let what be on my head?
把什么记在我的脑子里？
你为什么就不能痛痛快快的离开 Wait a minute. Why can't you get thrown out like a decent human being?
像个绅士那样？
把什么记在我的脑子里？ Let what be on my head? Huh?
恩？
我现在就走 I'm leaving now, according to your wishes and desires.
满足你的愿望和要求
不过我会回来的 Either I'll come back and get the rest of my clothes or someone else will.
回来拿回我的衣服
我要来不了就会有其他人来拿
在你把你的话收回去之前你哪也别想去 You are not going anyplace until you take it back.
把什么收回去？ - Take what back? - "Let it be on your head."
“把它记在你的脑子里”
这话到底是什么意思？ What the hell is that, the Curse of the Cat People?
是诅咒吗？
你再这样把门堵着我就没办法离开了 - I can't leave if you're blocking the door. - Is this how you left that night with Frances?
你离开弗朗西丝的时候也留给了她这个诅咒吗？
怪不得她要把你的房间重漆 No wonder she wanted your room repainted. I'm gonna have yours dipped in bronze.
我还要把你的房间在铜水里面泡呢
你能让开吗？ Would you get out of the way, please?
好吧，你准备去哪？ Uh, where will you go?
噢，奥斯卡，你问这个干什么 Oh, come on, Oscar.
你不会对我要去哪里感兴趣的，对吗？ You're not really interested, are you?
好吧，菲力克斯 算你赢了 All right, Felix, you win. We'll try to iron it out.
我们讲和吧
回来，菲力克斯 Come back, Felix.
菲力克斯！ Felix.
菲力克斯，快回来！ Felix, come back!
不要就这样离开我！ Don't leave me like this!
我告诉你，我现在很担心 I'm telling you, I'm worried.
我了解菲力克斯，他会去做一些很疯狂的事的 I know Felix. He's gonna try something crazy.
你的意思是说你把他赶走了？ - You just threw him out? - That's right, I threw him out.
是的 我把他赶走了 It was my decision. I admit it. Let it be on my head.
那是我的决定
让它记在我的脑子里吧 - Let what be on your head? - How should I know? Felix put it there.
让什么记在你的脑子里？
我怎么知道，是菲力克斯说的，你去问他 He's out there somewhere.
他现在正在外面的某个地方呢 He was driving us crazy with his napkins and ashtrays...
他总是用他的餐巾让我们不耐烦 ...and bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches. All of you said so.
还有他的烟灰缸
这些都是你们说的啊 - We didn't say kick him out. - Who do you think I did it for? I did it for us.
可我们没说过要赶他走啊，奥斯卡
我是为了我们大家赶他走的！
为了我们？ - Us? - Yes, that's right.
是的，你们知道他为我们这个星期五 You know what he was planning for next Friday night's poker game as a change of pace?
晚上的牌局计划了些什么吗？
他要把它换一个方式？ - Do you have any idea? - What?
什么？ A luau. An Hawaiian luau. Roast pork, fried rice, spare ribs.
办的像个宴会那样，夏威夷式的宴会...
有烤肉，油炸的米饭，还有排骨
火奴鲁鲁的人可不会玩扑克牌 - They don't play poker like that in Honolulu. - He's out there alone.
他现在自己一个人待在外面 Now I'm really worried.
我真的很担心他 Why don't we stop worrying and start looking? Come on.
那我们为什么不去找他呢？走吧
我们怎么去找他？ How we gonna find him? It's a big city.
这个城市这么大 "It's a big city." We'll look for a guy with a suitcase who's crying.
我们要找的是一个带着手提箱的男人
而且这个男人还在哭 Come on.
走吧
他可不像这些车站那样不会动 They're not gonna like this at the station.
我们不能这样去找一个失踪的人 You're not supposed to look for a missing person with a missing car.
而且他还开着一辆车 So take it out of my taxes.
好吧，那我们先下车
先去他家里看看吧 We'll try his apartment first.
弗朗西丝说自从他上次打电话问她肉糜卷的做法后 Well, Frances hasn't heard from him since he called to get her recipe for meat loaf.
就再也没有任何关于他的消息了
现在去哪？ Where to now?
沿着河畔巡逻吧 Cruise along Riverside Drive.
这太疯狂了，奥斯卡 This is crazy, Oscar.
我们为什么不报警呢？ - Why don't we call the cops? - Drive the car.
开你的车
嗨，默里 你在干什么呢？ Hey, what are you doing, Murray?
我在干活 Off-duty arrest. Caught them gambling.
我抓到他们几个赌博
我们已经找遍了整个曼哈顿西区了 We already combed the whole west side.
我们为什么不回去等消息呢？ Why don't we go back and wait to hear something?
因为我害怕我们听到什么坏消息 Because I'm afraid we'll hear something.
可怜的家伙 - The poor guy. - Will you stop saying "the poor guy"?
你能不能别说“可怜的家伙”
你有没有想过我的感受啊？ What about me? I got this lousy curse on my head.
我的脑子正在被诅咒 Aw, let's go back, Oscar. He'll show up.
我们回去吧，奥斯卡，他自己会出现的
他会用自杀了报复我的 I know him, he'll kill himself just to spite me.
那样他的幽灵就会一直跟着我 Then his ghost will come back, following me around the apartment...
在房间里面不断的浮现，消失 ...haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning.
浮现，消失，浮现，消失
奥斯卡，过来玩几把 Come on, Oscar, play a few hands. It'll take your mind off Felix.
这会帮你忘掉菲力克斯的
别提他的名字 Then stop mentioning his name.
我知道你们在想什么， I know what you're all thinking, but you're wrong.
但是你们错了
那是他自己的错...不是我的 It's his fault, not mine.
他一开始的时候就不应该搬进来 He never shouldn't have moved in here. He should've stayed with Blanche.
他应该和布兰琪待在一起 - Why should he? - Because it's his wife.
为什么他要和她待在一起？
因为她是他的妻子 No, Blanche is your wife. His wife is Frances.
不对，布兰琪是你的妻子
他的妻子是弗朗西丝 What are you, some kind of a wise guy? The game is over. Give me my cards.
你是什么...你这自作聪明的家伙？
游戏结束了，把牌还给我 - I don't wanna play anymore. - We didn't even start.
我不想再玩了 I'm not gonna worry about him. Why should I? He's not worrying about me.
我也不想在担心他了
反正他也不会担心我 He's out in the streets somewhere crying and sulking and having a wonderful time.
他现在一定正在街上的某个地方
一边哭，一边生气，过得不知道多舒服呢
我好象闻到了意大利细面条的味道 - I think I smell spaghetti. - It's not spaghetti, it's linguine.
那是意大利粗面条 Don't you care what happens to Felix?
你们难道不担心菲力克斯吗？ - Thought you weren't worried. - I'm not worried, damn it. I'm not worried.
你不是说你不担心吗
该死的，我当然不担心了
是他，我打赌，一定是他 - That's him. I'll bet that's him. - I told you he'd be back.
开门 Open the door. Everybody play cards like nothing happened, okay?
我们就装做是在玩牌，就像什么事都没有发生
现在发牌吧 - Just deal them out. - All right.
好了，开门吧 Okay, open the door.
你好 - Oh. Hello. - How do you do?
你好
你好，塞西莉 - Oh, hello there, Cecily. - Gwendolyn.
是格温多琳 Please, gentlemen, don't stand up.
别，先生们，请不要站起来 - May I see you for a moment, Mr. Madison? - Certainly. Certainly, Gwendolyn.
我可以耽误你的一点时间吗，麦迪逊先生
当然 当然可以了，格温多琳女士
有什么事吗？ What's, uh...? What's the matter?
我想你应该知道 I think you know.
我是为了菲力克斯的事情过来的 I've come for Felix's things.
你是说我的朋友菲力克斯？ - You mean my Felix? - Oh, yes. Yes. Felix Ungar.
哦，是的，就是他，菲力克斯·恩格...
那个可爱，又可怜的男人 That sweet, tortured man who's in my flat at this moment...
他现在正在我们的公寓里
向我妹妹哭诉他的心声呢 ...pouring his heart out to my sister.
格温？ Gwen?
格温，菲力克斯他不愿意留下来 Gwen. Felix doesn't want to stay. Please tell him to stay.
你一定要让他留下来啊
别这样，女士们，那样会很不方便的 Please, girls, this is embarrassing. I can go to a hotel. How are you, Vinnie?
我可以到酒店里去住的
怎么会呢，沙发上有足够的地方给你睡啊 Nonsense. There's plenty of room on the sofa.
我会妨碍到你们的 I'll be in the way. Won't I be in the way?
你怎么可能会妨碍到任何人的？ - How could you possibly be in anyone's way? - Wanna see a typewritten list?
你们想看看关于他的事的表格吗？
难道你还没有说够吗？ Haven't you said enough already?
拜托了，就住几天也好？ - Please. Please. Just for a few days? - Until you get settled.
等到你找到住的地方再搬走也行啊 - Please say yes. - Oh, please. We'd be so happy.
拜托了，你就答应吧
那样我们会很开心的
好吧，那就先住几天好了 - Well, maybe just for a few days. - Oh, that's marvelous.
噢，这太棒了！ Good. Then get the rest of your things.
你去收拾一下你的东西
我们现在回去收拾一下屋子 - We'll go clean the house. - And cook dinner.
然后再做点饭 It'll be so nice to have a man about the house again. Come on, Cecy.
我们的屋子里又有男人了，这真是太棒了
晚安，先生们 Good night, gentlemen. So sorry to interrupt your bridge game.
很抱歉打扰你们玩牌了 - Ta-ta. - Ta-ta.
回头见！回头见！ Ta-ta.
Ah.
我告诉过你那个家伙是最冷静的 - What'd I tell you? It's always the quiet guys. - Gee, what nice girls.
啊 多么棒的女孩啊
嗨，菲力克斯， - Hey, Felix. - Huh?
你真的要过去和她们一起住吗？ Felix, are you really gonna move in with them?
只是住几天 Just for a couple of days, you know, until I can get my own pad.
找到地方我就会搬走的
你是不是要谢谢我呢，菲力克斯？ - Aren't you gonna thank me? - For what?
为什么？ The two greatest things I've ever done for you. Taking you in and throwing you out.
因为我为你做了两件伟大的事啊...
让你搬进来，又把你赶出去
奥斯卡，你说的对 Oscar, you're right. Getting thrown out twice is enough for any man.
一个人被从家中赶出两次就足够了
为了感谢你，我收回我的诅咒 In gratitude, I remove the curse.
愿上帝保佑你， Bless you and thank you, Wicked Witch of the North.
你是北方邪恶的巫师，哈哈
可能是那些女孩打来的 Yup. It's probably the girls.
她们不喜欢我迟到 - Hello. - They hate it when I'm late for cocktails.
是你的妻子 It's your wife.
噢，你能帮我个忙吗，默里 Oh. Um...
告诉她我现在不能和她说话 Do me a favor, Murray. Tell her I can't talk to her right now.
过几天我会打给她的
因为我有很多话要说 Tell her I'll call in a couple days. We have a lot to talk about.
告诉她如果觉得我变了， Tell her if I sound different to her...
那是因为我已经不是以前的我了 ...it's because I'm not the same man she threw out three weeks ago.
不是那个三个星期前被她赶出来的我了
就告诉她这些吧，默里 - Heh. Tell her that. Go ahead and tell her. - I will when I see her. This is Oscar's wife.
如果我见到她的话我会和她说的，这是奥斯卡的妻子
Oh.
你好，布兰琪 Hello, Blanche.
我知道你为什么打电话过来 Yeah, I got a good idea why you're calling. You got my checks, right?
你收到我寄的支票了，对吗？
现在我们的帐两清了？ So now we're all even up? Right.
不，我没有赢钱 No, I haven't been winning at the track. I've just been eating home a lot lately.
我只是最近常常在家里吃饭了
你不用谢我，布兰琪
我只是在做我认为是对的事 You don't have to thank me, Blanche. I'm just doing what's right.
你也很好 That's very nice of you too.
好了，晚安，麦迪逊先生 Good night, Mr. Madison. You need any heavy cleaning, I get $1.50 an hour.
如果你想要找人来打扫房间的话，
我收你每小时1.5美元
等一下 Wait.
是的 是的 好的 Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
明天晚上再给你打电话 Right. Talk to you tomorrow night. Kiss the kids for me, will you?
替我亲亲孩子们好吗？
晚安，布兰琪 Right. Good night, Blanche.
菲力克斯，下个周五晚上就来打扫怎么样？ Felix, what about next Friday? You're not gonna break up the poker game.
如果你能不破坏我们的牌局的话？
我吗？当然不会了！ Me? Never. Marriage may come and go, but the game must go on.
婚姻可以来，也可以走，
但是我们的游戏必须继续 So long, Frances.
再见，弗朗西丝
再见，布兰琪 So long, Blanche.
好了，我们是就在这里坐着呢， Well, are we just gonna sit around, or are we gonna play poker?
还是继续玩牌呢？ - Let's play some poker. - Deal the cards.
当然是玩牌了
嗨，伙计们，伙计们，伙计们， Hey, boys, boys, boys.
能不能别乱扔烟头 可以吗？ Let's watch the cigarette butts, shall we? This is my house, not a pigsty.
这里是我家...不是猪圈
下注了，二十五美分，伙计们